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Ian Snow, dork extraordinaire. I write books you shouldn't read if you're under eighteen. Find my work here: https://nitter.gq/t.co/u2wLTHyfvM

Joined June 2023
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If you like steamy... ✅ age gap (all chars. 18+, always) ✅ teacher/professor-student fantasies ✅ romance for men ✅ consensual mind control ✅ holiday tales ...then check out my links and various pseudonyms below!
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My mundane Halloween costume this year is "guy regretting that second slice of his sub sandwich."
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"Can you explain this sixteen-year-gap in your employment history?" "Ah, I was self-employed." "Oh? Doing what?" "Well, I spent about ten years of that writing about tiddies." "..." "Like... a lot of tiddies." "..." "All sizes." "...okay, we'll be in touch."
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Godspeed, you delightfully absurd and wonderful man. We should all be so lucky as to be a thousandth as cool as Patrick Stewart.
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Your hint for this weekend's discounted book...? 🎵 Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow Jackson's mind, hey Mickey! 🎵
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Alternate hint I considered: Better call Mickey Haller, because there's a murder about to happen. A murder... of the heart.
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Many, many thanks to everyone who picked up a copy of the Schooling the Teachers series this month. Hope you're enjoying it.
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At the reading last night, I auctioned off my manuscript for the Trans Youth Equality Foundation. The manuscript is gone, but you can still donate. And when I'm past these deadlines I'll set up something like it again. An autographed story for a donation. transyouthequality.org
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Have you read... Happy Wives? When he moves into their gated community, four married women lust after him... and their useless husbands can only watch in horror as they fall one by one. Dark cheating interracial harem smut! amazon.com/Happy-Wives-Steam…
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"Pound sign" means something entirely different when you're talking to a smut writer.
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When I say I don't want to finish @joelansdale's Petrified Dreams, it's not out of any dislike of the book, but damn, it just hit me I've been reading this series my entire adult life. But it is a typically terrific Hap and Leonard novel, cool and funny all at once.
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Watching Attack the Block tonight and this movie's visuals are still so damn striking.
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In case no one told you this today, your ass is looking mighty chompable.
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It's so good. Why is this so good? Holy shit.
Elmo is dressing as Miranda Priestly from ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA’ for Halloween.
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Humans, on average, have their highest sex drive in the autumn.
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Okay, about to finish the first pass of edits on this collection (it's relatively short at 35k words). I like it quite a bit, and if you liked Christmas in the Sack from me, you will too. It's not *quite* as crass as that one but the second story is definitely of that style.
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Who's in the mood for a spicy mystery? Seductive Suspect, one of my best-selling books, is currently FREE on Kindle! More of an audiobook person? I'll read the whole thing to you for 20% off! Kindle: amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/ Audio: payhip.com/b/ZUVKt
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Get your Kindle stuffed real good today with the #RomanceBookBlast! With a huge variety of subgenres, there's something for everyone. Clean! Steamy! Everything in between! Check it out and grab a library's worth of great books. romancebooklovers.com/
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