IBM_Db2luw_memes

From Software? Uh yea I sure hope it is

Why do they call him Putin if you put in the Cold War put out hot fight the War?

My favourite part of The Matrix was when Morpheus said his iconic catchphrase "it's Morphin' time" and then Morphed all over those guys.

look at this (Db2) graph

I'm an analytics'ed up enterprise database that's GOAT'ed with the AI, bussin' it down machine learning style.

Notice how @MySQL wrecks the part where the pineal gland resides. The gland is believed to be the seat of the soul. 😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵

Truly awed by the ingenuity of developers 🙌

More like Gen Z16, am I right my fellow zoomers: youtu.be/ZDtaanCENbc

🎶 SQL Cluuuuuub 🎶 🎶 gonna show you WHERE 🎶

I'll throw out a good ribbing from time to time, but this is just mean.

People always ask me, #IBM #Db2, how do you keep yourself so flexible for the needs of enterprises and developers? My secret:

Look what my son wrote in school! #IBM #Db2

Don't drink the haterade #IBM #Db2

#IBM #Db2 #Innovate

I don't know who needs to hear this, but back up your tables. #IBM #Db2

#Db2 #IBM

some of you didn't perform analytics like this as a kid and it shows #IBM #Db2

#IBM #Db2 #Essential