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Joined November 2016
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At around the time The Athletic broke the news that Manchester United were finalising their approach for Mauricio Pochettino to be their next manager, their current manager was arriving to take training. On Wednesday Michael Carrick will, as he did on Tuesday, go through the motions of overseeing a session that involves the few United players not on international duty, existing in the liminal space between employment and dismissal, floating through life but knowing the phone is going to ring soon. He may well have to do it again on Thursday. It’s not a dignified existence. He knows the end is near. We know the end is near. But more importantly Jim Ratcliffe, Jason Wilcox, Omar Berrada and whoever else chips in with these things at United or INEOS, all know the end is near. But this is Manchester United, the club that somehow always manages to get things wrong. The club that want to appoint Pochettino, a man currently in an international job, so have chosen an international break to make their move for him, one of the only fortnights of the year when they know he is definitely busy. One thing is for sure, Manchester United have treated Michael Carrick dreadfully, the latest in a long line of terrible decisions from a shambolic football club. 📝 @NickMiller79 🔗 nyti.ms/4sTvJEZ
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Shea lacey did more in 10 mins than Amad this whole season
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Getting ready to have my pre match meal. Got to force pasta down my neck at this time. Not nice but has to be done.
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Just have to say 12 o'clock kick off is no good for players. Trying to force pasta down at 9 in the morning is not nice.
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Carrick applauded off the pitch by the Stretford End. He pats his heart in response. As soon as he disappears down the tunnel, it turns to loud boos as the players walk off.
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Hard to see how Berrada survives this too. He’s the ceo of an organisation that has got almost every football decision wrong since he’s been in the building. Apparently hired because he had expertise across both commercial and football.
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We don’t even have transition threat because they cannot make repeated sprints and cannot maintain a level of technical standard across the game to keep making counters whilst stringing passes together I don’t get how anyone can not see this. It’s a shambles, it’s negligence
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Welcome to India, Elon. Wait till you discover the other guy.
Starlink is licensed in over 165 countries and has spent five years complying with every single law and requirement of the government of India, so why still no license? Is Ambani the real boss of India?
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Man City: We will appeal by 2nd October *Hits October 1st* Premier league:
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Nuts
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Arteta testifying against Pep
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Rob Harris has done an important job in the Manchester City case, covering every little detail and risking plenty — even with the question to Pep Guardiola after the FA Cup final. He’s been on the case for years and broke everything down perfectly.
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When I wrote about this image rights sham for The Independent in 2018, Manchester City threatened to sue us and demanded I tweet out a personal apology on here. We fought them. They did not sue us. City's sham is confirmed by the Premier League today independent.co.uk/sport/foot…
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Everyone bored during the international break… David Ornstein:
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City’s lawyer after only beating 1/115 charges
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When they interview Maresca about the charges
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everyone else saying run me my prem and there’s these guys😭😭😭😭😭😭
I just remembered… run Jose Mourinho his 2021 Carabao Cup winners medal DPMO!
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Pep to Haaland after jumping ship with Rodri and Bernardo Silva
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The Premier League saw Man City selling Savio for £85 million and that was the final straw
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