🧊 IcedHulk 🧊

🎵Hire me, hire me I’ll work hard, wait and see, Surf the web and monetize, Build communities before your eyes, LOOK OUT! Please read my resume…🎵 Sing to the tune of the Spider-man theme!

Just letting you all know, #Hive is pretty nice and we're all happy over there. You should come join us! I think I'll be deleting the bird soon.

I would love it if you would care to join me on the Hive. I NEED SOME FUCKIN FRIENDS!

I've been informed that we're posting thirst traps as Twitter dies. Am I doing it right? Ladies? 😉

Well, if anyone out there would like to stay in touch, you can find me on insta (I'll try to be more active) or discord. If you have another suggestion, let me know.

Just learned Tennet is coming back so I guess I need to catch up on a few seasons of #DoctorWho

I wasn't going to do this but if I can reach 1 person it will be worth it. These midterms are IMPORTANT! If you care about bodily autonomy, VOTE. If you believe in voting rights for everyone, VOTE. If you believe people can love who they want, #VOTE.

After getting a good paycheck... 1970: Ooh steak dinner tonight! Today: Ooh I can buy the fancy instant ramen tonight!

So Tesla just revealed a massive new supercomputer. Musk's people have been working on AI for years. Who has #singularity on their 2022 bingo card?

Holy Sh!t @PatrickRothfuss I'm on my third run through of your novels and if I just caught onto what I think I did, it'll be one of the greatest twists I've ever read. If not, I still love you. *Disclaimer: "Medicinal" substances may have influenced this idea.*

I don't identify as a boy. I identify as a Pinocchio. I hope to be a real boy someday. (This may have been said before on the Internet, idk, but I just thought of it and I felt pretty flipping good about it!)

Butts

SO THERE'S THIS COMPANY, SQUARE ENIX, AND THEY MAKE THIS SERIES OF VIDEO GAMES CALLED FINAL FANTASY AND THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT ITS SUCCESS BUT THEIR FANS HAVE BEEN TELLING THEM WHAT THEY WANT IN A GAME FOR YEARS AND THEY JUST KEEP GETTING IGNORED WHILE THEIR COMPETITORS LISTEN SO

Can someone teach me how to make irl friends? I guess I'm supposed to have them or something...

I keep seeing tweets with people justifying their right to comment on the tragedies in the #Ukraine and I don't get it so how about this? As a human, I don't think humans should kill humans. Easy right?

Things I've Said to My Employees: (2/19/22) "No poisoning babies today! Not on my watch!"

Hello Mr. @POTUS I'd like to remind you that some of your campaign money came from people who didn't have to pay student loans for a while. Would you like more money for the next round? You know what to do. Sincerely, An Irritated Democrat

Idk how many of you even see my tweets anymore, but if you are seeing this, I encourage you to check out reddit.com/r/maydaystrike to learn more about the #MaydayStrike for worker's rights. Please share to spread the word!

I'm sorry, you can trick it out however you want but you're still driving a #Dodge vagina...