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Good idea! A railway line would do wonders but it depends on pririty nitter.gq/KagutaMuseveni/status/…
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Building skills for impact!
AcmeKenya & @Amref_Kenya held a materials development training for #TuchezeTustawi equipping teams to create resources that empower youth through sports, mental health & inclusion. #YouthEmpowerment
The song says let's all play with our children at the community level as Amref Tucheze Tustawi says for our benefit @AcmeKenya
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This week, we were honoured to have Dr. Nataša Pirc Musar @nmusar, the President of Slovenia🇸🇮 formally launch a @WFP-led initiative that aims to boost food security in Kenya’s drylands.
The Slovenia-funded project is promoting beekeeping, restoration of degraded rangelands, and strengthening cross-border peace targeting communities in the often drought-affected Mandera, Marsabit, Samburu, Turkana & Wajir counties.
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Good cross border initiatives yielding peace
The cross border One year anniversary of the SPREAD project which we participated in was celebrated by the border communities i.e. Toposa and Turkana in Nadapal Kenya @Ijackaa @apadlodwar
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The cross border One year anniversary of the SPREAD project which we participated in was celebrated by the border communities i.e. Toposa and Turkana in Nadapal Kenya @Ijackaa @apadlodwar
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Today, we commemorate the #DayOfTheAfricanChild. This year's theme is inclusive planning and budgeting to safeguard children’s rights and well-being. Every child has the right to grow and reach their full potential. @Ijackaa
The validity of the after active life. No one ever shares how the women do after. It is just the challenges of men. Men bear the true burden
DEAR MEN,
If you are married, and your wife goes to the gym but you don't, I have to tell you something. At the end of the gym session, there is something some gyms call "warm down", while others simply call it "stretch".
Your wife will lie on the ground facing up, her arms spread in surrender, while the gym instructor stands between her legs.
He will then take one of her legs and streeeeeeetch it to the extreme end until she unleashes some sound that I can guarantee you has nothing to do with pain. He will then do the same to the other leg.
He will proceed to hold various parts of her anatomy and push and pull them widely like he paid dowry for her.
Then he will grab both legs together and push them towards her head, making her have this pose taken straight out of Satan's adultery guidebook.
She will make that sound again!
You need to see what these women wear to the gym to understand this pose.
The institution of marriage is being burnt alive in these gyms.
When done, in a voice your wife has never used when talking to you, she will say goodbye to him and assure him that "kesho tutafanya ile ingine". She will have a genuine smile and his fisi enzymes will be at their most aggressive.
As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!
We either go to the gym with these ladies or ban gym visits altogether.
Don't say the servant of the Lord didn't warn you! #MasculinitySaturday
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cross Border consultation and planning for the formation of the Chiefs Forum for Turkana West and Kaabong/Kotido Districts in Moroto
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19 years without an away win? Poor travellers? @StarletsKE just tore up that script! 👊🇰🇪
Against all odds, the girls went to Tunisia, handled the pressure, and brought home a massive 1-0 win. They deserve every accolade! 👏
Congratulations to the entire team and everyone involved - what a statement! Up next, Gambia. Tunaweza!
NCHI MBELE SIKU ZOTE bana! 🇰🇪💪⚽
#HarambeeStarlets #KenyaMbele #Tunaweza!
We are through to next round of the WAFCON qualifiers! 👏
#HarambeeStarlets
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Food Safety is key. Donkey skin trade Is threatening public health safety. Zoonotic diseases and Donkey Population.
@jmueke @DrAndrewkaranja @NPSOfficial_KE
Help stop this trade! hatuko safe!
#EndDonkeyslaughter . – at Kabete, Kenya
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The cross border grazing committee training that brought together the security team(NG), TCG and community in the Loki-Kapoeta corridor took off this week in Kapetadiye, Nadapal and Solia @Ijackaa @CBCResilience @apadlodwar @USAIDKenya @FeedtheFuture #resilience #crossborder – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Field visitations by the Karamoja Cluster Manager to the DCC and NADOME Farmers in Lokichoggio Sub County earlier in the week @CBCResilience @USAIDKenya @Ijackaa @NOmwolo
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Weeding of the old farms and Seedbed preparations of the new planting season targeting Christmas festivities in our Oropoi Ngaren Kaapei Group. @Ijackaa
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Market assessment for the livestock market in Lokichoggio took place at the closure of the Climary Smart Agricultural Practices (CSAP). The assessment targeted buyers, sellers and middlemen accessing the market. @Ijackaa @apadlodwar @CBCResilience @SAPCONE @NOmwolo – at Rift Valley, Kenya
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The Climate Smart Agricultural Practices training took place last week in Lokichoggio with participants taken through concepts on climate smart agriculture.@CBCResilience #crossborderresilience @Ijackaa – at Rift Valley, Kenya












































