@ImBillRay

Freelance reporter contributing to @nypost and @nytimes reporting on celebrity deaths. Featured contributer @yahoosports. Click highlights for a fun time.

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Joined May 2021
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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Doomherald
@NalanthianOct 14
How do I cancel an OF subscription? I’m being serious. This idiot flirted with me for THREE hours to get me to sub to her OF page which cost me $3.92. THEN she messaged me on OF - again, first time I’ve ever done this- and told me I could see a lot more for just $19. Enjoy the $4, honey. You literally worked three hours to earn it.
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Paul TwoC
@paultwocock6Oct 7
Happy dick print grey sweat Tuesday.
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This is what the 90s were like for those wondering
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sharkie accidentally traumatizing this kid 😭
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Twitter is crazy because you'll be in a random group chat talking about your butthole hurting and a reporter for the NY times will hug react
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xG (expected guilty charges)
The New York Times
@nytimesSep 25
Breaking News from @TheAthleticFC: Manchester City have been found guilty on all but one of the 115 charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations, according to people briefed on the matter. nyti.ms/3Vc6l0G
Manchester City Found Guilty on 114 of 115 
Premier League Charges

ALT Manchester City Found Guilty on 114 of 115 
Premier League Charges

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ZOF (evil)@zofdjSep 24
i read this like that alanis morisette song
FATBOI SHARIF@fatboyprospect21 Jul 2023
THANK YOU SUN RA THANK YOU PARLIAMENT THANK YOU ALICE COLTRANE THANK YOU RAMMELLZEE THANK YOU ISAAC HAYES THANK YOU SCREAMIN JAY HAWKINS THANK YOU ULTRAMAGNECTIC MC'S THANK YOU FREESTYLE FELLOWSHIP THANK YOU DIVINE STYLER THANK YOU SAUL WILLIAMS THANK YOU MF DOOM
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this is what it means
✨smoke mommy✨@wxfflestompSep 22
the air is so crisp & cool rn yk what that means?
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This is a different guy #ThisIsADifferentGuy #TheyKilledAndReplacedEdSheeranWithADifferentGuy
New York Post
@nypostSep 20
Ed Sheeran weeps on stage, says Israel's actions in Gaza 'unjustifiable' in emotional first speech since Macklemore fiasco trib.al/pMjniaN
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They said it could never happen, called us mad
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l⚯wis@looeykunSep 1
Ctfuuuuu
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"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."
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Clonerist@CloneristAug 13
Oh just fuck him already. He's earned it as much as anyone could. You're lookin pretty crusty these days and I'm sure you've seen and done worse. We need this. We need to know longshots pay off sometimes. Stop being a bitch and throw this man a bone.
New York Post
@nypostAug 12
John Hinckley Jr. sends message to Jodie Foster 45 years after infamous Ronald Reagan assassination attempt trib.al/Vk3UG7L
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mom
@okmonkeycryAug 7
I almost fell off my chair
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Hotcock@hotcockedAug 5
You gotta really want to fuck underage girls to play this music
anju 🦌@ANJUonIineAug 4
still my favorite video on the entire internet
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Bill Ari
@ImBillRayAug 5
Replying to @elonconomy
He gave a generation of women eating disorders is what he did. And in this house, Perez Hilton is a hero. End of story.
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I can’t believe this guy is coming at Perez Hilton at the lowest point in his life. Who would do such a thing? Exploiting someone else’s suffering for attention
Bill Ari
@ImBillRayAug 5
Perez Hilton:
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