Customer: hey bro
Me: Yes?
Customer: wanna trade shirts
Me: No.
Customer, who already started to take off his shirt: awwww
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Darwin Garrett retweeted
The artist of the “Rider-Waite” Tarot deck was a woc named Pamela Colman Smith, also nicknamed “Pixie,” and it’s so weird to me how it’s not more colloquially known as the Waite-Smith deck since Rider was just the publisher. I will now only be referring to it as such.
We huddle about the embers of summer, seeing such sights in the turning of the seasons. I am afraid and there is so much I cannot do, but in that fear and powerlessness, a moment of insight.
And I may share it with you, if you wish.
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Darwin Garrett retweeted
Today, I introduced @ImDarwining from #TallShipWindyChicago to the Judd Goldman Adaptive Sailing Foundation. Will there be a new volentear on our docks next season? I can only hope. ☺️ #sailing #sailor #sailorslife #chicagosailing
Help gurl, gurl help, I am once more daydreaming of being whisked away to a white picket fenced house to live out my days as a trophy housewife and I can’t stop
How does Instagram work I am so scared someone help I don’t understand this new-fangled social medias
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Darwin Garrett retweeted
Do I have any CHICAGO friends that would be willing to house my two best friends in the whole world for a night in early august on their way to move to Boston???
Hark, theater friends! Does anyone know any theaters in the Baltimore area? Any to look into? Any to avoid?
Me at my new job desperately clinging to anyone who in any way teaches close to my learning style
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Darwin Garrett retweeted
I'm seeing a lot of 'kink at Pride' debates lately. But when are we gonna revisit the 'Pride has become a corporate capitalist hellscape that is inaccessible to our own community' conversation?




















