Political satire is comedy about things that aren't funny. I block the Trump Klux Klan. They call it censorship, I call it fumigation.
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Any solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict based on the idea that one side will cease to exist isn’t a solution at all — it’s a fantasy indulged in by people a world away from the catastrophe who can afford the luxury of urging others to do the fighting and the dying.
The least surprising news story ever:
RAPIST-PEDOPHILE TRUMP DEFENDS GOP TV AD STARRING WOMAN WHO DEFENDS A RAPIST-PEDOPHILE
In the final days before the 2026 off-year election, the Democrats are represented by Barack Obama, America’s most popular living president.
The Republicans are represented by a woman who aided and abetted her daughter’s rapist.
Decisions, decisions…
Q; Who is responsible for the slowdown of SpaceX’s Starlink, Ukraine’s defense against Russian war crimes — Trump or Musk?
A: Yes.
The fact that Google co-founder Sergey Brin has enough loose change to spend $100 million of it on a campaign to defeat the proposed one-time 5% tax on California billionaires is itself the single most powerful argument in favor of a one-time 5% tax on California billionaires.
“He says what he thinks!” insists Trump’s fans — which they apparently consider a GOOD thing.
So why do they get so upset when I say what I think and call them racists?
Because they really mean that Trump says what THEY think — and say when only white people are in the room.
If Trump had been president when FDR was president, he would have aligned America with the dictators of the Axis.
theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1…
At a rally in Kentucky, Trump tells his zombie army that “I am working my ass off for you!”
This is obvious not true — his ass is still very much there.
In today’s America, there’s no better way to launch a career in politics than by denouncing career politicians.
Trump waives sanctions against his pal Putin, saying it’s in the "national interests.”
Clearly the nation he was referring to is Russia.
WHY I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE POLITICIAN:
A politician says “Welcome to the Democratic Party, former Trump voters!”
I say “You voted for Trump? What the fuck were you thinking?”
Trump had a brief moment of panic this morning not knowing what he was supposed to do today — until someone found his Russian-to-English dictionary.
Say what you will about hookers, at least a hooker would have the brains to charge Putin for what Trump is giving Vlad for free.
What Pete Hegseth calls "being a man," men call "being a sadistic asshole."
politico.com/news/2026/10/09…
AN ACTUAL FOX “NEWS” HEADLINE:
“President Trump blasts Nobel Peace Prize snub”
I know how he feels. I keep getting snubbed by the Heisman Trophy.
North Korea doesn’t do it.
Russia doesn’t do it.
China doesn’t do it.
The world’s most evil regimes don’t do it.
But the United States will soon be the only nation on earth that televises live executions.
I guess that’s what the right-wing means by American exceptionalism.
U.S. ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle reportedly hit up a wealthy Trump donor for $100,000 in exchange for access to the administration.
It’s a shame Kimberly was dumped by Donald Jr. — clearly she would have been a perfect match for the Mar-a-Lago mafia.
Karoline Leavitt is the perfect match for Fox “News” — she is to journalism what Vincent Van Gogh was to cosmetic surgery.