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Truly, I am not here for any Phoenix hate. Yes it’s hot but so is your breath. The vibes in this city are beautiful, the indigenous presence, the art, the community, the environmentalism I love this city

It’s gotta be embarrassing to wear all designer to the airport and board in group 9 right?

Zionist got called out in my MMA gym yesterday because of Israeli snipers taking out a kid after the ceasefire, he says out loud “if they killed him he deserved to die” I saw no empathy just hate and fear in his eyes. Humanity needs more warriors to oppose this, start training!

Even if Elon was “throwing his heart” at the crowd LMAO anyone with social intelligence and who considers the weight of their voice and actions would stay far away from doing anything near that. I can hear the nazis now talking about how this is a secret sign to assemble.

Elon just did the nazi salute…am I missing something here? This ain’t no wave to the crowd. What in the incel fuck is happening in this country?!

bring back small sized cold brews please I can’t drink 16oz of this unleaded gasoline and I can’t physically not finish things cuz I used to get the wooden spoon for leaving anything on my plate, so pls please!

Stop turning the lights off in restaurant bathrooms, this is evil behavior. Nobody wants to open the door to pitch black bathroom and struggle to find the light

Every time I get a new tattoo and I’m under the gun I’m like “I fucking hate this why did I do it” Then they stop for a sec and I’m like ooouuu cuteeee

Ross Geller crawled so Tom Sandoval could fly

This season Love Island All-Stars has been great drama to watch from my couch

This flagrant pod ep with Russ is a great convo I hope y’all stick around to hear it cuz it’s long af

Attention Bald People! Do not wax your head…the final results are great but the process is absolutely not worth it

If I could start every day with a middle aged Dominican lady telling me “nice legs papi” I guarantee my depression would be cured

This New York air is grade A oxygen filter through sawdust for electrolytes and flavor :)

Everyone panicking about the air in NYC acting like they don’t smoke nasty ass grabba every day

Sometimes you just gotta sit on a toilet bowl and air out, no pee pee, no poo poo, just air out

Come into the office we are providing lunch, top ad agency, and its pizza…employees are just background/extras to these corps

AI is scary, we don’t need anything further destroying human connection and I irrational have a lot of anger to anyone that likes it

The performances on Succession last night were incredible, when actors experience on screen, like truly, it is art at its finest

The series Primo on Amazon is actually very entertaining and gives me hope that we can write comedy for all Latinos not just one ethnic perspective