@IndecisiveJones

husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin

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Joined January 2013
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crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle
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France looking at their insult ammunition when they realize 9/11, Israel, obesity, school shootings, and the president are things Americans already joke about regularly
Vento Dourado
@goldnwndOct 27
C’EST LE TOUR DES AMÉRICAINS !!!
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"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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Do companies understand invasive advertising makes people less interested in a product/service
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 23
Hila Klein says husband Ethan Klein admitted to having an affair for over six months: “I am living in a nightmare I can’t wake up from.”
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We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.
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they’re literally stealing our fortunes
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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no you’re so right, why would I want to see a picture of a restaurant’s actual food when I could see an ai rendering that looks like intestines
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I was here first?
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 20
Elon Musk says Neuralink will allow humans to communicate with animals by 2028.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hoops Crave is a well known satrical account that posts false stories. x.com/HoopsCrave
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"People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem."
Uncle Ruckus
@EmargedOct 18
People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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unironically good idea
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_hazeOct 19
law to rename "property tax" to "municipal services tax" and then just Gen Z stare at Boomers
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Fuck Kalshi Fuck Polymarket Fuck DraftKings Fuck FanDuel Fuck bet365 Fuck Fanatics Fuck BetMGM Fuck Caesars Sportsbook Fuck BetOnline Fuck gambling and their ads
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a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Iman@Iman4iiOct 16
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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The larp is crazy
weather@dsxf234161Oct 16
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Have we not learned from Spongebob?
Tim Pool
@TimcastOct 16
Perhaps But good luck competing against 50,000 posers producing content 10 times faster than you
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