Recovering submariner engaged in “other operations” - Nuclear capable

the land of hypocrisy
Joined June 2019
I will not be taking questions at this time.
What's the BEST airport for plane spotting? ✈️
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
We once made a dictionary with a built-in stand.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
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I used to do some work in the MCRD San Diego clinic. It was like walking into a refugee camp. I felt so bad for them. Woe be to the recruit that closed their eyes though as the DIs were always on the prowl.
There is no one as sleepy as a military trainee in the waiting room for a medical appointment.
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I can't wait to retire so l can get up at 6 and go drive around really slowly and make everyone late for work.
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Can the 60k people being given the boot from Microsoft all get together and form a new company that builds a version of Windows and Office that doesn’t have AI, doesn’t use Sharepoint or OneDrive and doesn’t suck?
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“There is no substitute.”
Life is hard. Buy that Porsche Turbo. Make it harder.
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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“This is a war on Christmas!” 🥴
Fun side note, in 2011 CVN-72 transited across the international date line the evening of December 24th. At midnight we were to set clocks to 00:00 of the 26th. However, crew family found out (very poor OPSEC) and we didn’t change until the following evening, “saving” Christmas.
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So cringe …
meanwhile, JLo aims for the cringe of the year award
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike.
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Recession AND diabetes indicator
Crumbl Cookies just dropped a VALUE MENU and it's actually... pretty good?! 🍪 Starting today Crumbl has some new value options start with Chocolate Chip Cookie Thins for 99 cents each - those were previously 2 for about $5 in their normal menu. Dirty Sodas also have gotten big price drops with 12oz for 99 cents, 24oz for $1.49, and 32oz for $1.99 with up to 3 mix-ins or you can choose the existing creations. You can save another 30 cents if you combine a Cookie Thin and Dirty Soda with a 24oz Dirty Soda (or just regular soda) and Cookie Thin for $2.19. For comparison, near me at McDonald's a 24oz 'Crafted Soda' is $3.59 by itself. What do you think of the Crumbl value menu? #crumbl #crumblcookies #cheapeats #cookies #soda
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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Even Tina thinks this is bad.
What the actual fuck have I just read
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The funniest thing about Airbnb owners crashing out on threads is that their main response to everyone is "go stay in a hotel then" without somehow realizing that people have decided to stay in hotels instead and this is Airbnb trying to bring people back.
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
My favorite Blue Angels beach buzz shot of all time 😍 Perfect light, perfect shadows!
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Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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Are you ready?! The Wingstop x Sour Patch Kids collab drops TOMORROW for Club Wingstop members and this one is WILD! 😲 Let me know if you're trying it and what you think... I can't wait to hear from you all!
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Dos hombres, un mismo destino, comerse el mundo
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