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Witches|32|TX The Universe gives its hardest battles to its silliest warriors.

Joined April 2013
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Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!
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How convenient. Totally not suspicious at all. Definitely real.
Georgia election officials discover missing memory card with 388 uncounted votes, flipping state House race from Democrat to Republican.
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Cowboy boots, cowboy hat and a pair of jeans is business casual in Texas idk what to tell you
Showed my girlfriend that NYT article about Talarico's boots and she goes "what are they talking about, doctors at my hospital wear cowboy boots to work"
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Girls grew up reading hardy boys and percy jackson and now are being told boys don't read coz there's not enough male protags. Be fr
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Many CPTSD survivors start the day feeling exhausted. That's because our tiredness isn't due to lack of sleep (though that doesn't help). It's due to the cumulative stress of bullies & abusers having infiltrated our head & heart, so our inner world isn't even safe.
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you struggle with independence because you were raised by overprotective yet emotionally neglectful parents, and now you are just an emotionally crippled adult with no real life skills
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🚨‼️🚨 LOCK IT UP PEOPLE 🚨‼️🚨
ao3 outage being reported on cnn is a level of being perceived that i think is extremely bad for fandom 😭😭
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No one prepares you for the part in the relationship where you both have to come to terms with that one of you comes from a boiled hot dog household, and the other comes from a fried hot dog household.
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If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space please pleas (lying)
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this is my vent art
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NOVEMBER NAP
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Reading the article and we're really gonna end up flooded with normies who don't know how to behave in fandom spaces cuz some of y'all flipped out at people using the download button as intended 🤦🏽‍♀️
On October 29th, AO3 unexpectedly went down. It’s still offline, and may be that way for several more weeks as they investigate a security breach. The site’s downtime has created a lot of panic and stress, but it’s also winched open a rift between fan fiction writers and readers, all made worse by the state of modern publishing, AI, and the feeling that art and media are just grist for the scroll. I reported it all out for @CNN and found out a lot about the current state of fan fiction in the process. Huge thanks to @momovolution2 for being my guide here, and for all the authors who talked to me about what’s going on and how they feel about it. cnn.com/2026/11/07/entertain…
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Anyone want a My CheMIKU Romance drop
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Idk if you’d count middle school as little boys but they’re making ai porn of their teachers now
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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Twilight Princess AU Design concepts. Link (28), Princess Zara (3), and Queen Midna (30).
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doodled a kacchako kiss
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The joys of being a gamer parent... My son thinks he's waiting until Christmas for Ocarina of Time, but it's hiding under the dirty clothes he told me he'd pick up two days ago... 🤷‍♀️ His first puzzle awaits. 😅
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This was my piece for the Kacchako zine!!! ✨💖🌸
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Hero who keeps refusing the Call to Adventure in his life: why do I feel so empty and dull all the time
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