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Joined August 2017
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Classic business technique of creating a problem to sell a solution to
‼️ BREAKING: OpenAI says its next model, Astra, can find previously unknown vulnerabilities in hardened systems and exploit them without a human guiding each step, they say it's the first model to cross its "critical" cyber threshold. In testing it broke out of a hardened browser's sandbox via a single HTML file, chained OS bugs from unprivileged user to root, and found two undisclosed V8 flaws mid-benchmark. Public release is "soon." The full exploit capability goes to alpha testers and Daybreak partners like Cisco and Cloudflare first.
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Leopards ate their own faces
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Hey @JamesGunn, wild idea James Roday as Booster Gold
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Do you think he chose this picture bc it was the last time they were happy together?
Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!
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I take it back
If America is going to elect another billionaire president, can it at least be Elon Musk next time? nitter.gq/SpaceX/status/96098011…
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Elon Musk, the richest man on earth, is dismantling USAID, which feeds the poorest children on earth. This is oligarchy at its worst. Musk’s actions are not only immoral and unconstitutional, they are counterproductive to our standing in the world.
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Go find me on the butterfly, same name
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You can find me in bluer pastures (skies), on the butterfly app. Same @ infosecjester
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Someone flipping you the bird? Make bird shadow puppets at them
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If you find a penny on the ground, flip it heads down, and leave it there
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#Deadlock (the unreleased, unannounced, valve hero shooter) currently has more players than overwatch
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Trump, slurring, says he’s okay with climate change and rising sea levels because he thinks he’ll “have more oceanfront property”
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Crowdstrike teaches why you shouldn't test on production
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Someone should make a game like Sword Art Online where instead of dying in real life when you die in game, you just have to re-purchase the game and start from scratch
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* People ask LLMs to write code * LLMs recommend imports that don't actually exist * Attackers work out what these imports' names are, and create & upload them with malicious payloads * People using LLM-written code then auto-add malware themselves vulcan.io/blog/ai-hallucinat…
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The real reason that cash is retired from circulation, is to make it more difficult to bring large sums of money back in time
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"Shadow IT as a Service" or "ShITaaS" for short
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Skele-glow: Any time you break a bone or crack your knuckles, you light up like a glowstick
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so excited for his coronation on saturday #jschlatt #jschlattfanart #schlattfanart #schlatt
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