Jeff Lloyd

Could save a lot of time and effort by just giving Ravaglia the @WatfordFC Player of the Season now.

Listening to today’s @distantpod walking the dogs and I’ve been crying with laughter at Bomber Bubbins and his pool petting. It might be the nudge I need to go full Patreon.

Sub editor out on the sauce at lunchtime?

#bbcefl The Sunderland vs Watford game hasn’t really been tackled in any depth, trying to pitch it 2 evenly matched sides. Watford have no senior striker, and a bench with academy players abundant. It could be messy.

Today is our family’s @T_Deeney Day (we obviously also celebrate the ‘official’ one on May 12th). Post 7-2 stone cold classic victory over Blackpool. Ighalo masterclass and the big man played a second half blinder. Junior, who is the superfan in 2025, also stone cold😂 #WFC

Watching #GREENG tonight I couldn’t help thinking that Sam Matterface was determined to turn the Greek goalie Vlachodimos into Chaka Demus. Just needed the centre half to be called Plyas and it was job done. @FootballCliches @D_C_W @CDEccleshare

I’m here at @EartHackney about to watch a bit of @FootballCliches do their thing. Brutal seating for my sins.

At the #WFCLCFC game. It’s half time and we are still waiting for the game to properly start. Absolutely dreadful fare. Leicester already planning for Premier League obvs but still shocking from both sides.

Neil Kulkarni RIP Two kids and a loving partner don’t need financial worries so if you can, please spare something gofund.me/d2075840

The news that Neil Kulkarni @KaptainKulk has died has come like a hammer blow. I didn’t know him which makes it weird for me but it will be some time before you hear someone speak so passionately on anything. This is why the @ChartMusicTOTP family is just that. Travel well Neil.

I went to see Lighthouse Family in a basement gig in late 1995 in Newcastle Uni and nearly 30 years later still love them.

I’m sure I’m not alone in ‘unwrapping’ my Spotify 2022 and finding that my most listened to podcast is @ChartMusicTOTP If it’s it’s not yours it should be.

#watfordfc There’s very few of the managerial goings I’ve questioned - it’s the coming in bit that needs lookiing at. Edwards will be a great manager in the future but I didn’t see a single game where I thought we looked decent. Not one. Every other post hoping Louza back soon.

#bbcfootball Should probably get a Chelsea goal update ready for every 5-10 mins? Watford, with nothing to play for, dreadful since November, with an injury list consisting coincidentally of the saleable assets, against a decent Chelsea side wanting to give home support a cheer.

Don’t read this if you’re from #Senegal

I installed Agent Lampard a few weeks ago at the Goodison rendezvous. He was certain he could make Everton worse than Watford. How’s it going?

Overheard at West Ham training ground: “Kurt, we’re not happy about your conduct but have decided that 3 points is more important than the welfare of an animal. Right? “Thanks gaffer, I also shot your dog” “I’m not happy about that, Kurt. Make sure you play well tomorrow”

So, @btsportfootball main question from the #WHUWAT game is: has your pitch side interviewer got the cojones to ask David Moyes why animal abuser Kurt Zouma was playing? And then refuse to accept the pathetic answer he’ll give?