Alice Cullen

[I still have all of @InsightfulAlice letters to my human and I 7 years later #relationshipgoals #lettersfromhome #loveactually ]

[Me trying to be on time when @InsightfulAlice just wants to shop]

[that awkward moment when Jazz doesn't even know his password]

Dear third party voters, this is your fault too. America is a two party system. Accept that and stop trying to be delinquents.

Dear Trump Supporters, may your dreams be full of all of the coffins you nailed shut tonight. The blood is on your hands.

[Basically how I won @InsightfulAlice over. Girls can't deny themselves a man with a cowboy hat that does all this. #relationshipadvice]

[Everyone thinks it's @BrainsOverBlood and I rough housing but honestly I'm the tidy one. *coughs in @InsightfulAlice direction*]

[This is @InsightfulAlice ]

[I'd be offended if I didn't walk around naked all the time ]

[ @InsightfulAlice asked me what I was doing ]

[ @InsightfulAlice ]

[ @InsightfulAlice loves me because I video concerts for her. Saint Asonia. Alter Bridge. Breaking Benjamin and Disturbed ]

[human is in med school and @InsightfulAlice human is busy owning a business. I miss writing like you wouldn't believe. [C]

[ @InsightfulAlice ]

[The real me as told by @InsightfulAlice buzzfeed.com/daves4/i-am-gri… ]

[Alice convinced me to purchase blue sparkly doctor shoes for clinic. I've been touched my pixie dust. Send help. @InsightfulAlice ]