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Hoss Bonaventure

@InstantClassic5

#GirlDad first and foremost. 45 y/o. Cancer survivor #FuckCancer. Wisconsin sports fan so it takes a lot to hurt me. I love yapping into the void.

 Milwaukee, WI
Joined June 2009
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Onyx Odds
@OnyxOddsNov 3
BREAKING: Arch Manning attempted to vote today, but his ballot was intercepted
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batflipcenter@batflipcenterNov 1
When your friend is talking to someone you don’t know so you just stand there like this
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Slowpoke guy@AvengingDrake78Nov 1
The correct term is sex worker actually
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Tr€nt
@itstrentslifeNov 1
9 out of 10 doctors say smoking heaters is bad for you. The Milwaukee Brewers say it wins you a fucking World Series.
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Dan Clark
@DanClarkSportsNov 1
The Padres still owe Manny Machado $223 million. This year, Machado had a lower batting average than Pete Gray did in 1945, despite Gray having only one arm...
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Tr€nt
@itstrentslifeOct 31
The Brewers really won a World Series powered by Marlboros and Miller Lite.
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Grant Bilse
@WiscoGrantOct 30
nobody doing it like me (derogatory)
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Seth Favre@SethFavreOct 30
Replying to @cubs_sophia9601
@cubs_sophia9601
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 31
THIS IS MY CREW #WonOurWay
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RGT@CyGasserOct 30
Craig Counsell at his Whitefish Bay home watching the parade
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 30
Playing this on repeat forever
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Why are people dick measuring parade attendance do you enjoy being losers
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Trevor
@TrevorMegillOct 29
I LOVE YOU MILWUAKEE! @Brewers
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 23
BIG WOO IS BACK BABY #WinOurWay
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e.s.@_ellestarOct 22
I bought a timeless ticket in 2015. I have been to 6 brewers games. I have been a lifelong fan of this team since 2018. It is absolutely ridiculous that they don't let me parachute from the catwalk and play centerfield for the world series. I know my rights as a consumer.
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MLB
@MLBOct 22
Jacob Misiorowski was asked what Pokémon energy he was bringing to #WorldSeries Game 1: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
On the left side on the graphic, blue text reads “Milwaukee Brewers” in blue font against a beige background. The rest of the graphic has a dark blue background. A large heading reads “Miz” with a subheading, “Gotta strike ‘em all out!” There is a large cutout of Jacob Misiorowski pumping his fist and yelling in excitement. He wears a cream-colored Brewers uniform and blue cap.

ALT On the left side on the graphic, blue text reads “Milwaukee Brewers” in blue font against a beige background. The rest of the graphic has a dark blue background. A large heading reads “Miz” with a subheading, “Gotta strike ‘em all out!” There is a large cutout of Jacob Misiorowski pumping his fist and yelling in excitement. He wears a cream-colored Brewers uniform and blue cap.

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MLB
@MLBOct 21
This is my crew ... at the #WorldSeries 😏 #NoTimeLikeOctober
(Top) Gary Sánchez and Jackson Chourio pose together during a World Series photoshoot (Bottom left) William Contreras smiles holding a baseball during a World Series photoshoot (Bottom right) Christian Yelich poses with his arms crossed during a World Series photoshoot

ALT (Top) Gary Sánchez and Jackson Chourio pose together during a World Series photoshoot (Bottom left) William Contreras smiles holding a baseball during a World Series photoshoot (Bottom right) Christian Yelich poses with his arms crossed during a World Series photoshoot

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Duffman@simpsonsfeedOct 21
Where can I find this 🤣🤣 #thesimpsons
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It really does suck that those Timeless Tickets were bought by some of the biggest losers to walk the planet
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not bob kozlowski@notbobkozOct 21
I had empathy for the Timeless Ticket holders I also felt the Brewers did them right by giving them a seat AND giving them another Timeless Ticket to use in the future I felt that was more than fair So if you’re still complaining, I got nothing for yah Shut up and go Brewers
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