@Integrity_Freak

That's alright! I like it down here!

Joined June 2024
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I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years
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President Trump sends shockwaves through the markets with one chilling utterance: “Puh.”
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Nooooo!!!! “Eisenhower’s Globe”
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They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
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Some of my heaven buddies and I are gonna drink some brews and make trouble at the Throne of Christ tonight
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You’re telling me these guys are all horny nerds?? How!??
Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187
@ScottMGreerOct 19
A decade ago, the Online Right mocked libs for constantly relying on Harry Potter to describe political events. Now the Online Right can't stop talking about how they wish Draco Malfoy were a girl and dating them. How the hell did we get here?
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#KilledByClyburn #ClyburnTheKiller #JusticeForLindsey
ABC News 4@ABCNews4Oct 21
The FBI was set to probe whether Democrat Rep. James Clyburn, Rep. Joe Wilson and late Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham were involved in a bribery pay-for-play scheme connected to Navatek, according to an explosive report from ProPublica released Tuesday. Read more: bit.ly/3UEd8jF
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Each discrete human vice is represented and dramatized in Dantean fashion by its Aqua Teen Hunger Force villain
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garuka@ilygarukaOct 19
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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If I saw a goblin on the wing of the plane I would keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. He knows what he’s doing.
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Not Going to Happen
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1Oct 8
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
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‘Other Mommy’ is a metaphor for the way that mommies in our society are often othered
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For sale: baby torture device never used
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Acyn
@AcynOct 14
Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would leave him alone.
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The whale from Whalefall is a lot smaller in person. Never meet your heroes
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Jordan Fish@jwordfishOct 14
None. Star ratings and ranked lists degrade art and the soul of the observer.
roxy
@hendrixnrosesOct 13
what was the last movie you rated 5 stars ?? #filmtwt
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So pissed I’m not going to be in New York when all that dirt cheap horse meat hits the market
POLITICO
@politicoOct 13
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani and NYC Council Speaker Julie Menin have reached a deal to abolish the city’s horse carriage industry — a critical breakthrough in a decadeslong, politically fraught effort to ban the tourist attraction. politico.com/news/2026/10/13…

Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin strike deal to ban NYC horse carriage industry

politico.com
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listening to beautiful dark twisted fantasy. damn, I forgot just how good this album is. thank you @kanyewest.
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This is the kind of hilarious shit we can say now that comedy has been legalized
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
JD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."
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Breathtaking@tupacdurexOct 13
Took the substance now i’m other mommy
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When I see a phone number in a movie that doesn’t have 555 in it I grab my phone and call it and leave horrific graphic death threats
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