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resident melvin

@InterloperJF

nonplussed oregon's interloper

 fortress of solitude
Joined August 2020
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i love everyone
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i am so high my skin feel like wax paper
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swagnetic pizza@MagneticPizzaOct 27
they offered me weed on the plane #iboughtit
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added a notice to the startgg to hopefully minimize the damage. share to save ur favorite oor player from the horrors of undue dq'ing
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UBC | tomi 🔜 Dialled In 📞 (@clutchtomi) profile pictureUBC | tomi 🔜 Dialled In 📞@clutchtomiOct 12
daylight savings doesn’t exist anymore in canada and Dialled In is set to be the first big event to test drive the 1hr discrepancy in timezones against ult players’ abysmal dogshit planning abilities #frightened
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Pussy so good it gave me toon force
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do not ask me about my bowling ability
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Rabiesunchained@rabiesunchainedOct 21
Peace and love on Planet earth
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vindicated out of playing gimmick chungus allegations
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Omg y a une Wii Fit Trainer qui vient de gagner 2-0 vs aCola c'est exceptionnel
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いもようかん@asaasa12456 Feb 2025
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rnm death beam
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G.T.M.@GTM5471Oct 17
how it feels when you realize its been a long while since you last thought about it and you realize its finally over
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yeah i hate yoshi dude
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In/Pacino/Out@slime_machineOct 15
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sick and chugged a tall hot chocolate i hope it expels the demon
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StellarCosmo@StellarCosmoOct 13
Notice how since the Russian data center was destroyed, jade carfrogs post interactions have fallen off hmmmmmm 👀
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Replying to @hidropjs
tl;dr on the weekend of dialled in, vancouver will be one hour ahead of washington/the rest of pst. so for example, this means that if you leave washington at 9am with the goal of arriving at the venue for noon, it will effectively be 1pm by the time you arrive
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i hate fox i haaaaaate hate fox dude i have ideas against that fuck ass character and none of them work because he can just choose to not do anything oh my good god
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who up getting phlegmmy with lemmy
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Glider@GliderWFTOct 10
oh my goodness
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