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Oh no. #avfc

Joined June 2021
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
even brent is saying it ffs
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Standard Aston Villa. Onto the first Man United home win in 24 games this weekend I guess, against us of course #avfc
🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: After 17 games without a clean-sheet in the UCL, Barcelona finally manage a CLEAN SHEET tonight against Aston Villa. 🧤🔴
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
Happy Halloween to my 13.8 million followers. Remember, there are no such things as ghosts or vampires, but statistically about 150 of you will still die tonight.
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Oopsie
Fark, move on. Wouldn't want him on a free.
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We know what you are 💜
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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Don’t fuck with the villa
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
Replying to @BCFC
Sheep shaggers 1 - Sister shaggers 0
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
I'd rather have Jonathan Rowe
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Absolutely incredible
Troy Parrott that is MENTAL🤯🦜🇮🇪
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
This billboard wasn’t allowed in public incase it offended anyone so please do not repost it. Thanks.
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Spare a thought for poor Steven Gerrard… Who, live on tele, announced that Buendia’s goal might be ruled offside because Hemmings, circled for convenience and clarity, was marginally offside as it was struck. Obstructing the view of the fucking ballboy was he, Steve?
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Players to score in each of the last 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 seasons in major European competitions ⤵️ — Erling Haaland — Kylian Mbappe — John McGinn End of list❗️ #AVFC | #UCL
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HAHAHA LETS GO
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
Replying to @ElliottRhodes_
Blues have got a higher net spend than Villa over the last 5 years 😂 Blues £59m Villa £36m
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
If ever there was a “We’ll be alright” performance… that was it With Manzambi, Harwood-Bellis, Ruggeri, Mbaye and Goretzka still to come in I’m excited! 🦁
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Goodbye, sweet prince
Aston Villa can confirm that Emi Martínez has completed a permanent transfer to Chelsea. Emi joined the club from Arsenal in 2020 and has been a commanding presence in goal throughout his time at the club, which culminated in him helping Villa win the UEFA Europa League in May. He earned his first international caps while at Aston Villa, going on to win two Copa América titles and a FIFA World Cup with Argentina. He was also twice named the world's number one goalkeeper, picking up successive Yashin Trophies in 2023 and 2024 as well as two The Best FIFA Football awards. With his stellar performances and infectious competitive nature, Emi will always be remembered for his part in our recent journey and success and leaves Aston Villa with the very best wishes of everyone at the football club.
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TuchelIsAPrat retweeted
#thfc I do find villa and newcastle fans funny, you can’t cry about spending just because you’re shit at it “waaaa waaaa we spent £120M on elanga and wissa waaaaa why can’t we spend more to fix the fuck up” “waaaaa we can’t spend. here’s 50M for garnacho”
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