Joined December 2018
me on wikipedia finding out that an indie artist has famous parents
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eating dinner. what the fuck else is there to do at 7pm
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girl who dies of carbon monoxide poisoning because she's too shy to ask her landlord to replace the battery
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i feel uneasy when couches have wheels on the bottom. where do u think ur going...........
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i love having to pee it's like finally something to do around here
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i hate when my therapist charges me bc it’s like i thought we were talking as friends
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I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier
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pleading insanity for a parking ticket
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me during the knicks parade
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ran into my ex in an outfit where there was two inches of skin between my leggings and socks
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when a wedding speech has "but in all seriousness" u know it's time to stop laughing and lock the fuck in
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Isabel Steckel retweeted
me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up
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my personality the first 2 hours of a hang out doesn’t count. i have to get used to you like a dog getting used to a person’s smell
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sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese
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fingering out the rest of my conditioner from the bottle like a little slut
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facetiming ur siblings when they're with ur parents is so boring like i can't say anything rn ur with the family feds
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thinking about how my sister didn’t like that aaron burr said he shot hamilton in the opening song because it was a spoiler
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seeing another patient walk out of my therapist’s office is so insane to me like what were u guys even talking about in there
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i call myself woke but just now i accidentally stared too long at a three legged dog
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sex is like riding a bike. sometimes i do it
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