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Ben Johnson

@ItsBenjamming
 Chester
Joined July 2012
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@DaViDMoRrIlLy Shiny. If you need me I'll be in my bunk
Well theology has broken me
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Being prepared to argue to the death at any given moment over your correct method of making tea
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@UberFacts26 Jan 2013
Great Britain has invaded about 90% of the world’s countries.
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@mikamicahmeeka I never went outside today and I went no where near Pizza Hut.
@mikamicahmeeka Well that makes me Asian then.
@mikamicahmeeka I saw nothing at Pizza Hut.
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@mikamicahmeeka @helenalasok We did indeed, like star crossed lovers.
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@mikamicahmeeka We live in total anarchy.
@mikamicahmeeka Or some rapscallion is doing some dodgy deeds.
@mikamicahmeeka Well, I don't normally add people I don't know so something isn't right.
@mikamicahmeeka Well this is awkward
@mikamicahmeeka Say what?
@mikamicahmeeka Say what now?
@mikamicahmeeka *waves back*
@mikamicahmeeka Well that isn't confusing.
@mikamicahmeeka I can indeed.
@mikamicahmeeka Alrighty.
@mikamicahmeeka Give it a try
@mikamicahmeeka We'll just have to wing it.
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