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So calm I’m reeking of zen.

My zone
Joined April 2018
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Person wey never fit carry himself una carry pikin give am😂😂😂😂
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Brooo, nah me first launch spraying o but as I see say people wey guide pass me dey pipe down the remaining bundles in my pockets stayed in my pockets
We wan spray money at birthday party, other guys say make dem send me 22k each so I go buy money from people way dey sell money One guy open account na 27m dey inside,he wan spray 20k out of 27m Meanwhile me I wan spray 20k out of 130k Na 5k i later spray that day.
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This guy na sporty agent
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Ever been hustling so hard and then you open a text and start questioning yourself about the women you’ve had relations with in your life?
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
Having sex on the first night does not make you a whore to me. Making me wait for coochie, does not make me appreciate it more either lol
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Wisest😂
Dear @SportyBetNG I placed a bet on Arsenal and Hull City When arsenal was leading I carried correct score of 1-0 meaning the rest of the match will be 1-0 I checked back now to see that bet was settled as lost Please I need my money back! Tell me what I did wrong!
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YSL? Burn it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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APC urchin dey praise you you dey feel funky
Crazy times ahead for me lol.
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
BADDE$T.mp4🎸
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Burst my head
.una Dey talk about say @Odumodublvck_ unfollow jeriq ,make una ask am about the person wey him learn how to rap from @AGUNNABUEZE the person that told him to start rapping , the first ever “AWG” he shenk am once ,because agunna no gree inherit him beef .. let alone jeriq
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This is a huge insult on us wallahi, why are you dancing?
Vice President Kashim Shettima and Senator Adams Oshiomhole rocked the stage to the hit song “Buga” during the APC presidential rally held today in Akwa Ibom State.
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How can you be that beautiful and still be insecure, so much you worked on your nose. Now see
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Nigga they don’t care about you
By heritage, I am not Yemeni and I am not Iranian, but spiritually I am Palestinian, Iranian, and Yemeni. Glory to Islamic Republic of Iran.
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
A young man who goes around making promises to beautiful women with no intention of keeping them is called a promising young man.
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Khethiwe Twala, wait for me
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Damaturu typa banishment 😔
4AM i was thinking about lamido kashim. he no fit recover from that owning and cooking.
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Once you get issue with VDM na you kill Mohbad 😭😭😭
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
I hear say nah that babe be the infamous Lady with the typewriter
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Can he sue?
“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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