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First-Round Draft Pick Professional Fumbler (‘17 - ‘26) | HTX | RΩR | UTSA | Arceus 1:29 | He/Him

Alternate Earth #17
Joined October 2011
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Hope I’m not too late
Black Swifties Thread? Y’all better not air me I wanna see my black Swifties and I want the world to see us. Quote this!
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Average RuneScape player when they can’t play the game for 3 hours (myself included)
Replying to @OldSchoolRS
We’re in the process of confirming our next steps to resolve the current connectivity issues and we’ll look to update you shortly. Thank you for your patience.
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Watching the generation who kept telling us it’s them damn phones become obsessed with ai
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"addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god"
Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Love her sm!!!!
Olivia Dean has been named Apple Music’s Artist of the Year.
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.@taylorswift13 might as well release the reputation vault tracks since you're feeling nostalgic today
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Should be forever
Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after being convicted of rape and sexual assault.
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.@taylorswift13 might as well call up calvin and re-record this is what you came for since you’re feeling nostalgic today
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We gotta start taking these mfs out fr
A man in his late 30s had his 17-year-old girlfriend defend him after facing backlash over allegations of grooming, cheating and getting her pregnant. He reportedly told his fiancée that the teenager was just a homeless girl he was helping. However, the 17-year-old insists they are “in love” and says their relationship isn’t pr—datory.
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this why i’m pro choice
Teaching how to split a McDonald’s breakfast meal between four kids.
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This you?
100% rigged. This time they are caught.
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She did that to herself
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Clothes ain’t anything special
A woman is going viral after revealing that she paid rapper Offset $6,000 to model for her clothing brand, but claims the investment didn’t bring in the results she expected.
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‘믿듣탱’ #태연 의 스페셜한 정규 4집, #Unspecial 11월 30일 발매 타이틀곡 포함 다채로운 감성의 12곡 수록! 오늘부터 예약 판매 시작 m.entertain.naver.com/home/a… #TAEYEON #태연 #Unspecial #TAEYEONUnspecial #GirlsGeneration #소녀시대
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Apple Music teases its 2026 Artist of the Year.
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OMG
TAEYEON 태연 'Unspecial' Curtain Raiser TAEYEON 태연 The 4th Album 〖Unspecial〗 ➫ 2026.11.30 6PM (KST) #TAEYEON #태연 #Unspecial #TAEYEONUnspecial #GirlsGeneration #소녀시대
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Nooooo she fell for it 😭😭😭
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What email you don’t have a job
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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she called out chris brown and nicki minaj. two disgusting human beings
Yall letting that Zara larsson girl get tooo comfortable everytime I look up she’s dissing someone black..
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