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I’d tell that asshole to stand up and get the hell out of my chair. What does that say about me?
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In the quiet heart of Santa Fe stands a chapel with a secret. The Loretto Chapel was built in the 1870s. Beautiful, but flawed. The choir loft sat twenty feet above the ground with no staircase.
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The stringers are perfectly curved, as if shaped by intuition, not blueprint. It has 33 steps. The exact age of Christ at His crucifixion. To this day, no one has found a single invoice, signature, or record of the builder. No one ever saw him again.
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Some say it was St. Joseph himself. Others say it was just a master craftsman with a secret. Either way, it was an answer to prayer. And it still stands.
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Conservatives: “The Libs are going to literally turn the country into the Hunger Games” Liberals: “Conservatives are literally going to turn the country into The Handmaids Tale.” Me:
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“Gratitude” by Brandon Lake may be one of the greatest songs ever written in any music genre.
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I met a vegan atheist the other day. Which is great, because I’ve always wanted to talk to someone who believes nothing matters—but also that eggs are murder.
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Anti-Persuasion an•ti•per•sua•sion /AHNteepürSWAYshūn/ noun "the action or fact of intending to persuade someone to do or believe something with that action or fact having the opposite effect intended" Etymology: @JoshuaLisec
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I want this to happen for my amusement.
Wait a minute… Is she onto something?
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Kanye West has never been relevant.
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I don’t care what side of the political aisle you fall on, this is comedy gold.
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I’ve been seeing a lot of reactionary comments about the “Christ is King” study… So, I read it. The gist: If you’re a piece of shit like Nick Fuentes, saying it is bad. If you’re not a piece of shit like Nick Fuentes, say it as often as your little heart can muster.
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Even in the animal kingdom a bully will turn into a little bitch the moment you fight back.
A Canada goose fought off a bald eagle that tried to attack it, and after 20 minutes, the eagle gave up and flew away, which the photographer called "very symbolic."
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I finally figured out why Trump wants to make Canada the 51st state. Americans just want good hockey players.
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“Then I’m going to usher in a New World Order by creating a North American Union even though MAGAs and Alex Jones have been complaining about it for 20 years… and they’ll love me for it.”
What did Trump just tell Obama?
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