If any dude ever says that women aren’t funny to me again I will just blast this podcast at them nonstop because it is so fucking hilarious
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Boston/NYC friends hit me up let’s gooo!
Ryan and Shane are back on tour with GHOST FILES!
Get your tickets with our special SOCIAL PRESALE: Thursday, June 1st @ 10 AM LOCAL or TOMORROW if you're part of our Patreon at patreon.com/watcher to get an exclusive first access to tickets.
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yo @Spotify have a great marketing tip for you, if I’m currently bingeing the “sad songs for sad breakups” playlist, maybe stop fucking sending me ads for the couples Premium duo subscription thanks xoxo
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Had a really good interview today for my ideal job and now I need to try not to freak out for the next week and a half until I hear back. 😩😩😩
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I literally aged out of my health insurance yesterday and now am coming down with something. Here’s to hoping I live until my state benefits kick in on Nov 1st 🤞
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My dumbass cat once stepped over an unconscious bird in order to go eat a chive plant, and you are telling me this is his cousin?
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I realized I can’t go out in public in this outfit bc with the orange streaks in my hair I look like an Ariel disneybounder
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I just made stir fry for dinner and he went “oh you made goulash!”
when my grandpa and I go to a restaurant that isn’t “american” he acts like he has never been outside before. “What did he call this bread?” It’s garlic bread. “Is this watermelon in my salad?!” My brother in christ that is a tomato.
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I decided to switch my bumble preferences from “women” to “everyone” and this is the first one to show up. 🤮
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