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Doug

@ItsMeDougD

One-time host of @AFVofficial. Several-time fantasy football champion. My jokes always get at least one laugh. It’s a great day to be great!

Joined February 2012
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#PleaseHelp me settle a debate with my wife… Do you consider a BLT to be a breakfast sandwich?
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I was standing room right next to the Royals HoF. Hit basically felt like it was coming right down the line at us. Pure elation.
Royals Review (@royalsreview) profile pictureRoyals Review@royalsreviewSep 30
Twelve years ago today. Where were you?
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How can they have someone on the writing team aware enough about promoting offensive line play but somehow not aware of what offensive linemen look like or what numbers they wear?
Mina Kimes (@minakimes) profile pictureMina Kimes
@minakimesSep 28
Not a soul over 200 lb in that group. Need five manhunters to return and shapeshift into some hosses.
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Trying to win @golfdisount's latest giveaway golfdiscount.com/pages/givea… #GolfDiscount #Entertowin #Golf
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Feel like this is incredibly hard to do
Ryan Phillips (@RumorsandRants) profile pictureRyan Phillips
@RumorsandRantsJun 14
One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen: The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.
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Budweiser (@budweiserusa) profile pictureBudweiser
@budweiserusaJan 26
For 150 Years, This Bud’s For You. Watch our Super Bowl LX commercial now.
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Replying to @FFHitman
@FFHitman I just listened to the spit hit that re-aired on the first with the draft for the letter G. I was surprised you didn’t take Geralt of Rivia!
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How am I supposed to go to bed???
C: Tiger Raggin’ #BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@GamergirlVibez) profile pictureC: Tiger Raggin’ #BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@GamergirlVibez2 Jun 2025
JAC CAGLIANONE IS HERE.
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Now he’ll get to do this at the big league level for the boys in blue
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB17 Apr 2024
“That went over the scoreboard, ladies and gentlemen!” @GatorsBB’s two-way star Jac Caglianone hit one 516 FEET last night. 😳 (🎥: @ESPN)
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Time to Jac off!!
Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) profile pictureJeff Passan
@JeffPassan2 Jun 2025
The Kansas City Royals are calling up slugger Jac Caglianone, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Caglianone, 22, is hitting .322/.389/.593 with 15 home runs and 56 RBIs in 50 games between AA and AAA.
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What all sports need
World Hockey Report (@worldhockeyrpt) profile pictureWorld Hockey Report
@worldhockeyrpt16 Feb 2025
Greatest 9 seconds in hockey history
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Don’t just #LetDKCook - let me cook!
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Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) profile pictureSleeper
@SleeperHQ6 Jan 2025
Describe your 2024 fantasy season with one word
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter17 Dec 2024
Replying to @AdamSchefter @GottliebShow
And Jeezus, Doug. A seven-game losing steak and last place in the Horizon League? Less time on social media and more time in the gym.
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ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espn10 Dec 2024
22 years after losing the NFL single-season sack record, Mark Gastineau confronted Brett Favre for ‘taking a dive’ on the record-breaking play. Catch the latest @30for30, 'The New York Sack Exchange,' on ESPN and ESPN+ starting Dec. 13.
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Didn’t know people made April Fools Day jokes in December…
Enron (@Enron) profile pictureEnron
@Enron2 Dec 2024
We're back. Can we talk?
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diddukewin.com
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Seemed odd that KU was an underdog on a neutral court when being the number one team in the country… ROCK CHALK!
Kansas Men’s Basketball (@KUHoops) profile pictureKansas Men’s Basketball
@KUHoops27 Nov 2024
The house always wins.
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Kansas Football (@KU_Football) profile pictureKansas Football
@KU_Football23 Nov 2024
This one goes out to our seniors ❤️
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I wonder how many of these people had to seek out alternative streams because they couldn’t get Netflix to work…
WSJ Business News (@WSJbusiness) profile pictureWSJ Business News
@WSJbusiness17 Nov 2024
Netflix’s heavyweight boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson drew an estimated 60 million households globally, despite technical hiccups that left many viewers frustrated on.wsj.com/3CG5An4
Netflix’s Glitchy Tyson-Paul Fight Draws 60 Million Households

Netflix’s Glitchy Tyson-Paul Fight Draws 60 Million Households

The streaming company’s latest live-programming troubles come ahead of NFL and WWE broadcasts.

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