
I do law stuff. Left-libertarian. @MissLynnetteH’s bestie.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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This is what all the State Legislatures are looking like.
Dems now have the power to pass the National Voter Compact to effectively abolish the Electoral College.
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Average Colorado Voter: “Hello, yes, I would like the furthest left candidate available. I would also like to change state law to impose the guillotine for misdemeanor theft, raise property taxes but also cut my income taxes, life in prison for that drug but legalize the fun one”
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🚨 BREAKING: James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa go to Whataburger after becoming Texas's next US Senator and Governor.
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they briefly experienced a world not entirely controlled by the stupidest people to have ever lived.
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Gotta say these Colorado ballot measure results are extremely disheartening given the performance of its Democrat candidates tonight!



























