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I do law stuff. Left-libertarian. @MissLynnetteH’s bestie.

Joined October 2011
Fueling up for today!
There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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TIME Magazine unveils new cover.
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Me last night watching you all from the Dakotas.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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75% of Americans will now live under a Democratic Governor
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This is what all the State Legislatures are looking like. Dems now have the power to pass the National Voter Compact to effectively abolish the Electoral College.
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Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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Average Colorado Voter: “Hello, yes, I would like the furthest left candidate available. I would also like to change state law to impose the guillotine for misdemeanor theft, raise property taxes but also cut my income taxes, life in prison for that drug but legalize the fun one”
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You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you
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someone every two minutes in every single group chat tonight
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🚨 BREAKING: James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa go to Whataburger after becoming Texas's next US Senator and Governor.
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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Trump just found out why 7 presidents before him didn’t attack Iran.
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Nick retweeted
night so thrilling i got horny from it
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The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they briefly experienced a world not entirely controlled by the stupidest people to have ever lived.
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The whole country sick of that fat orange BITCH!!!
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Gotta say these Colorado ballot measure results are extremely disheartening given the performance of its Democrat candidates tonight!
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For the past 22 months, Trump has sent masked federal thugs after Latina mothers, and in response, Texas just elected a Latina governor.
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