5’11.75” white beer picnic enjoyer it's ok to just enjoy things
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HBTFD retweeted
A bet’s a bet—but only because you notarized it @3YearLetterman.
What kind of contract do you have with the refs?
Go Dawgs.
HBTFD retweeted
Yes, Georgia is 2-9 against Alabama the last 15 years. But a look under the hood shows that there are major asterisks for each Bama “victory”
2012 - 25-30 missed holding calls
2015 - rain
2017 - Tyler Simmons
2018 - missed holding calls/bad fake punt
2020 - COVID/Jamie Newman opt out
2021 - Flu
2023 - Bond Drop
2024 - Didn’t try in first half
2025 - 4th and Bobo
HBTFD retweeted
This gotta stop,Go dawgs 🐶
NEW: USC, Penn State and Virginia Tech are still recruiting Georgia Five-Star Plus+ RB commit Kemon Spell, @SWiltfong_ reports👀
One school is pushing for an official visit.
Read: on3.com/rivals/news/georgia-…
HBTFD retweeted
This hijacking story is INSANE but I’m looking forward to hearing the terrorists side of the story on Miss Rachel today.
HBTFD retweeted
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Groups of men have rallied around in support of Packers RB Josh Jacobs [charged with domestic assault].
“Women don’t know what it’s like to suffer from post-season psychosis.”
HBTFD retweeted
saving jimmy from harpua prison effectively liberated the band from the constraints of the 92-96 theme and allowed them to spend the rest of the show playing as the emergent totality that is phish, showcased through the transcendent alchemical thread of you enjoy myself
HBTFD retweeted
My favorite band is Phish, and one of the things I love most about seeing them is that for a few hours, the rest of the world disappears.
People spend a ridiculous amount of money on tickets, travel, hotels, food and sometimes childcare just to be there. They already know politics exists. They did not forget about the mortgage. They just want one night where none of it is their problem.
Trey Anastasio once said he resists musicians taking sides because music may be the one thing left that brings people together. I think he is right.
Artists can say whatever they want onstage. But I will always have more respect for the ones who understand that their real job is to give the crowd the best night possible and not another lecture from someone with a microphone.
HBTFD retweeted
In some parts of America now it's 92 degrees.
Water BOILS at 100 degrees.
Anyone who's still a climate change denier at this point is simply delusional.
HBTFD retweeted
We are now officially the first country to ever reach 250 years of age. Wow. Well done and happy birthday, America.
HBTFD retweeted
I have texted all my coworkers who voted for Zohran to send me a photo of their A/C set to 78.
New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool.
Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can.
Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.
A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.
HBTFD retweeted
REPORT: Kevin Durant expressing "serious" interest in trade to New York Knicks
(Via @SharmsCharania)
HBTFD retweeted
Hello friends, I am from Belgium. I am visiting America for the first time to see the World Cup. I love your country. I am in Times Square after the basketball game and I see men of all races starting fires and destroying cars. This is amazing. In Europe, only Muslims do this
HBTFD retweeted
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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HBTFD retweeted
Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates.
Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone.
So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans.
But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming.
Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline.
He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse.
And he loves it.
That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.
