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Assassin’s Creed II (2009)
Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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libbing out so hard we turned the SMU mustang blue
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BREAKING: In a big win for patients, CVS now plans to break itself up, splitting the $117 billion healthcare and pharmacy conglomerate. By the first half of 2028 the CVS drugstore business will be separated into a new company, separate from the Aetna insurance unit and Caremark prescription benefits division. The CEO of CVS says that that the Break Up Big Medicine legislation from Elizabeth Warren and Josh Hawley, as well as new state laws, are two reasons he is breaking up the company.
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elon bout to start tweeting like this again TOMORROW
Replying to @elonmusk @Tesla
Don’t buy our car if that’s a problem. People should be free to live their lives where their heart takes them ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💖🌈
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Abdul El-Sayed claims victory: “Michigan, we did it!”
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Brother stop whatever it is you are doing
cousins arent incest right?
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a tough vote to call
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Biggest November of my life, it's going to be absolutely incredible. This will make more sense later
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BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas Governor's race, defeating Republican Greg Abbott.
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Texas turning blue before Cowboys NFC Championship appearance
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'In 1860, an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek was listed among the possessions of William Peek. His value was placed at $1400. More than a century and a half later, Sheppard’s great-great-granddaughter, Keisha Lance Bottoms, was elected governor of GA' ajc.com/politics/2026/11/kei…
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Trump launched an unpopular and pointless war. Gas prices are too high. People can’t afford groceries. Trump abandoned the American First message. This is why Republicans are getting crushed. It’s very simple.
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BREAKING: Democrats win the House of Representatives, breaking the total Republican control of the federal government.
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Stop the count!!!
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BREAKING: Initial College Football Playoff Ranking🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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