Pronoun Commie. He/Him. Benign Cis. Testosterone fueled female. Cis. Gay. CisGay. Married. Dark Lord of the Cis. #BlackLivesMatter. #TransLiberationNow.
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JUST IN: A federal judge has rejected Elon MUSK's bid to move the Philadelphia lawsuit to federal court. storage.courtlistener.com/reβ¦
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*sigh* @Ivotian please stop getting @Zombrigit to take pictures of me while I am working just so you can make memes. Like let me know so I can at least add accessories or something?
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Me: Buddy. Slow down. My legs aren't as long as yours.
15 yo son: I am walking slow.
Me: Slower. When you're with a lady, you should be mindful of how fast she's going, and slow down.
15 yo: But then we'd both be going slow.
Me: ...yes. That's the idea.
15 yo: that doesn't sound efficient.
Me: Just trust me on this one. Slowing down is faster in the long run.
15 yo son: Sigh. [starts reciting Frodo's song about the man on the moon]
Me: Pretend I'm a hobbit, and you are Gandalf. Use your Gandalf gait.
15 yo son: well, actually...
Me: Shhhhhh...just dwell on the words "Gandalf gait." I alliterationed.
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I want to personally boop the snoot of every pup in the replies
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But thatβs why you are a cool person.
You live in perfect balance with seriousness and comedy.
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I've got a screenshot in case his acct gets axedπ
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βBreak! The! Chains!β - an increasingly frustrated @Ivotian grouped with randoms
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I see a lot of you are following @amayadeakins , sheβs recently been spewing transphobic TERF rhetoric, calling trans lesbians, βCreepyβ and that βtrans women are not lesbians and have appropriated itβ
Sheβs also been commenting on LGB account posts (anti trans group)
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these are hanging up everywhere around the shire
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Being JJJ means spending all your time demanding you take selfies and then refusing to do so
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thank you, @ivotian for the dumbest and funniest fucking prompt i've gotten since "the treachery of images but it says "femme" and it's a picture of a trans woman, because it is correct, in the same sense as the pipe."
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Hell yeah, I've been ready for ages \o/
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twitter has lost 80% of its traffic since elon took over so if youβre still here you are a true sicko. addicted to the post. canβt log off
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Although itβs true that Xβs user traffic has been declining enormously since Elon Muskβs purchase of the network, the fall has been between 23% to 30%, as different estimates suggest.
amp.theguardian.com/technology/202β¦
forbes.com/sites/antoniopβ¦