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Missouri and Elsewhere
Joined April 2010
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Get up! It’s GameDay!
I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning today it sent me this A+
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Always have to start the weekend off with Bon Scott on the Bagpipes Doesn’t get any better 💯💯🔥🔥
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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In Nashville for a show at the Ryman tonight. On the way down yesterday, I had the epiphany that we would cross six major rivers during the drive. In order they were: the Missouri, the Mississippi, the Ohio, the Tennessee, and the Cumberland. Kind of cool.
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#RIP Mike Ditka A fan called Mike Ditka a baby on a call in radio show. Iron Mike responds by giving the guy his office address and telling him “You tell me what time and when and I’ll whip your ass” 😘 #DaBears
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Rest in peace, Coach. We will always have ‘85. #IronMike
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I obvs don’t pay for ad-free Twitter but I am still surprised how insistently Megan Fox keeps pushing those weiner pills.
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How it feels after you calm down
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It’s seems like trying to make your political bones by going after Jack Smith is a mistake.
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What’s the over/under on how many strokes the president has had so far this term? I say the line is 2.
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I miss my dog. Grateful to have another and a loving home.
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It’s been ten years since José Fernández died in a crash that took two other lives. I wrote about his layered, inarguable unsatisfying legacy. He meant a great deal to a great many. He is also a difficult character to celebrate.
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This guy doing Jon Bernthal has me rolling 😂 “YA SINGLE?!!”
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Commas, please
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The cast from Young Guns 38 years later.
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Having a beer at home at 7am. You have a problem. Having a beer at the airport at 7am. You have a great vacation.
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Grief is such a weird paradox. I want to stop remembering, but also, I don’t want to ever stop.
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i’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete
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The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now—with somebody—and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
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