Guitar Collector, Guitar Player... There are two letters that separate infamous and famous, I am not sure what applies to me anymore. Sell by date: 11/08/2039

Nerdville East-West
Joined April 2009
Well I have played the Royal Albert Hall 15 times. The vernacular gets ingrained over time. 😎😉👍
How British of you, working the word CUNT into a sentence describing a man (aka, see U next Tuesday).
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Robin is an angry disingenuous cunt. Just ask Larry McCray. It's sad to see someone who had all the opportunity, real talent let his anger be the driving force for some sort of attempt at a comeback. You can use this quote @ClassicRockMag
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Stockholm!! Nice to see you again. See ya at 8pm. 😎👍
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No! Thank you for coming!
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@JBONAMASSA Great show, thanks for coming to Helsinki again🙏🏻 I saw the first show at Savoy Theatre also in 2009
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No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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33 years ago today, The Ramones sang “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Burns. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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Joe Bonamassa (Official) retweeted
Now when I say, "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod. No problem. Hello Mr. Thompson! I think he's talking to you… #TheSimpsons
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Joe Bonamassa (Official) retweeted
I wish for world peace. Lisa, that was very selfish of you! #TheSimpsons
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Top 5 Simpsons cameo appearances. Brilliant!
Well actually, that’s a pretty good explanation Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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Joe Bonamassa (Official) retweeted
Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
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Apu's new voice has been revealed. It is the first time the character has spoke in almost a decade.
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Joe Bonamassa (Official) retweeted
On this day in 1856, Prime Minister Lord Palmerston died.
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Why bother? Socialist guitar collecting? Your logic: Everyone gets a 1950s Les Paul no matter what your commitment is to a lifetime of work to earn the dosh to buy one? Do you realize that I have really worked fucking hard for this shit ? And still do 🤷‍♂️
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Well then, Joe, wtf are you going to do with it? I'll go out on a limb to say that it's not your best guitar, or your favorite. So then, why bother? Other people who don't have a single '60s LP might like to join the club.
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Official statement from Nerdville West: This morning Agent R successfully executed a guitar extraction from the great state of North Carolina. Most of the information will remain classified as not to reveal tactical details of the operation. All I can say is thank you to my new friend Robert for selling me his father's 1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard that he bought brand new and cherished for 67 years. Nerdville is honored to be the new custodian of 9-0887 aka "The Charles Burst" named after Robert's late father. 😎👍
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Joe Bonamassa (Official) retweeted
Every year, Rory Gallagher came home to Cork to play Macroom, Ireland’s first open-air rock festival. In 1978, he made it legendary. He rolled up in a car, grabbed his battle-scarred ‘61 Strat, ran straight up the steps with no soundcheck, and tore into “Shin Kicker.” Pure rock and roll.
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31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson was told she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
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