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Jason Cigan

@JCigan

Software Engineering, USCF National Master, two-time Oregon Chess Champion, UChicago alum, human to 1.5 corgis. #RipCity opinions = my own

 Portland, OR
Joined January 2009
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This is real sadness. Like what you’d expect to see from him if affordable housing were built in his neighborhood. – at Portland, OR
Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) profile pictureWarriors on NBCS
@NBCSWarriors27 Mar 2024
Steph’s reaction to Draymond’s ejection
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Really don’t know how people don’t connect Sheed being the best player on a 59-win Portland team that came inches from a title in 2000 AND the piece that took Detroit from second round fodder to champs and two time finals team to him being a HOF-worthy player. But here we are.
Fastbreak Hoops (@FastbreakHoops5) profile pictureFastbreak Hoops
@FastbreakHoops5Nov 10
Sabonis throwing lobs to Rasheed Wallace deserved far more attention than it ever got
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I think he has a strong case for most criminal career-long all-defense snub in nba history. Shawn Marion and PJ Tucker are also contenders for this honor.
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Just saying. If Amare is in and if guys like Lowry and Horford could be getting in - all awesome players who were never obvious HOFers throughout their full careers - Sheed really should at least be a finalist.
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DepressedJokicFan (@depressedjokfan) profile pictureDepressedJokicFan@depressedjokfan23h
what's the point of this guy man
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The all-time best slander name was pre-internet. When recent no 1 overall pick Joe Barry Carroll played for the warriors in the early 80s, his effort was lacking, and they were calling him “Joe Barely Cares.”
PelosiMuse (@CoachLewGrizz) profile picturePelosiMuse@CoachLewGrizzNov 9
“Trade Himaway Sooner” wins this year’s Avery Bradley Memorial Slander Award
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Carson Breber@CarsobiNov 4
We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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Jasmine
@JasmineLWatkinsNov 9
Stretching too hard in your 30s
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Jensen Huang didn’t blow up his marriage and career until age 63 Relax, you still have time
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Blue Wave smacked Republicans so hard DeSantis dropped the act and started talking like a guy who went to Yale and got a JD from Harvard again.
John Loftus (@JohnCFLoftus1) profile pictureJohn Loftus
@JohnCFLoftus1Nov 6
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore: "Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
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Jeff Dye
@JeffDyeNov 6
This is the Reggie Miller I grew up with.
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Amicable Hoops@amicableBallNov 7
Replying to @hmfaigen
Genuinely risking a migraine watching this game. I might have to adjust my TV saturation watch in gray scale or something Jesus
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Ok fairs Luka
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Chris Youngblood highlight on national television. Agendas you can’t comprehend Agendas you’ll never fully be able to digest mentally Agendas you can’t pronounce
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Sam Quinn
@SamQuinnCBSNov 7
The NBA tried something with these Cup courts. I give them points for trying. Half of them are such eyesores that I really struggle to actually watch the games. Tone them down next year. No more blood red. No more piss yellow.
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This Dame-Deni two-man game is way more effective than any Dame-Giannis two-man game ever was
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Tou yammed on Kessler
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You ever seen a less aesthetic court color?
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They’re calling it “one of the sequences of all time”
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Fun fact: Deni actually is tied for the 14th-most 20 pt 10 ast games by a forward in *NBA* history, with 15 after tonight. All 15 came while he was wearing a Blazers jersey.
Real App (@realapp) profile pictureReal App
@realappNov 5
Deni Avdija now has the most games by a forward in Portland history with 20 PTS & 10 AST.
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The top 15: 1. LeBron 284(!), 2. Bird 68, 3. Giannis 67, 4. KD 36, 5. Grant Hill 27, 6. Jimmy Butler 25, 7. Pippen 24, 8. Antoine Walker(!) 21, 9. C-Webb 20, 10. Barkley 19, 11. DeRozan (a guard?) 18, 12. Jalen Johnson 17, 13. Scottie Barnes 16, t-14 English and Avdija 15.
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Some names that I was surprised didn’t make the cut: kg (12 games), Tatum (10), and Draymond (somehow only 6). Other active forwards with a lot: Siakam (13), sabonis (center?)/ingram (10), Paolo (9), K-Mid (8), Randle and PG (7).
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