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John Gotti

@JCourier1
Joined January 2012
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One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think. No, it doesn't. #Futurama
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33 years ago today, Homer got his arms trapped inside two vending machines. #TheSimpsons episode “Marge on the Lam” first aired November 4, 1993.
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30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life). “You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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PoorQuentyn@PoorQuentynNov 3
"Homer's new boss is a Bond villain" is a decent joke. "Homer's new boss is a Bond villain and Homer somehow doesn't notice" is an all timer
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 (@dailysimpsons) profile pictureOn This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsonsNov 3
30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life). “You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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Hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about. Something wrong, Yank? No. It's pretty big, I guess. #Simpsons
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AfcVIP⁴⁹@VipArsenalNov 1
Jamie Carragher on Declan Rice: "He is the best midfielder in this country, by a mile. Not even a debate. He's a world class midfielder. One of best midfielders Arsenal ever had." [sky]
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Declan Rice has more assists than any other Premier League player this season (5). 🪄
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Abdul@abdule_10Nov 1
Winning back to back PL titles with Havertz/Madueke/Tzolis etc.. would be one of the most impressive coaching achievements of all time, I don’t think people are fully understanding how crazy that is, Arteta is coaching with non-existent margins for error
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Unreal from Riceeeee. Fuck you Souness
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Take this object. But beware it carries a terrible curse Ooh, that's bad But it comes with a free frogurt That's good The frogurt is also cursed That's bad But you get your choice of topping That's good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate. That's bad Can I go now?
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Lousy Smarch weather.
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"Remove the Stone of Shame." "Whoo-hoo!" "Attach the Stone of Triumph. RIP Patrick Stewart
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Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'evil'.
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"Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?" "Sometimes..."
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I swear the pain United are going through right now is not enough. Let them suffer even more.
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Crazy Commentary Lines 🎙️ “Nobody’s Touched Him”
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Jim Radcliffe gonna star in another reform video after than Leny Yorro clanger.
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Never get tired of seeing united getting humiliated. Heroin or crack can't be addictive as this
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"Alcohol increases your ability to drive." False?! Oh, man! #Simpsons
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