jan (@JJSummertime) header
jan (@JJSummertime) profile picture

jan

@JJSummertime

This space for rent https://nitter.gq/t.co/yUzjt6TU49

 The Radiation Room ☢
Joined November 2012
  • Tweets87.5K
  • Following5.7K
  • Followers17.3K
262Media
Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)Photo by jan (@JJSummertime)
Autumn Crisp, cool air Breathtaking colors Men will soon stop wearing sandals
3
47
76
jan retweeted
Craving (@calluptome) profile picture
Craving
@calluptome19h
All these commercials and yard signs are confusing. I think I voted for a realtor.
1
16
47
798
I don’t like that it’s midnight at 5 PM
25
258
5
1,726
23,272
I don’t hate you, but i hope you drop you phone into a porta-john
3
16
23
529
Uninvited Pop-in: Do you have any wine? Me: GO FISH
3
5
111
I mean, I knew it would be dark before 5 o’clock, but the reality is still a major clusterfuck.
8
23
475
jan retweeted
Darla (@ddsmidt) profile picture
Darla
@ddsmidt22h
I’m never more confident than when I’m walking in the wrong direction after assuring everyone I know the way.
1
33
53
1,168
Good luck to all the teachers today. Those kids are coming off a two day bender
1
24
94
2,118
Halloween isn’t about getting candy, it’s about avoiding being drugged, kidnapped and sex trafficked to some third world country all because you’re dressed like a slutty nurse.
2
17
37
1,235
me: *puts on water to boil* me, 3 minutes later: what's that noise
26
132
12
2,528
32,843
Them: You made your bed now lay in it Me: Ok this is literally my favorite thing to do
7
1,343
6
14,279
142,529
I can’t think of a consequence severe enough for my husband, who invited my MIL over without telling me.
15
26
121
2,864
Crazy night… My neighbors started Christmas decorating right after they ran out of Halloween candy so I had to call the police.
2
8
25
531
The Burp Heard Round the World but it’s just me on the balcony after drinking diet ginger ale.
9
22
461
The part of adulting that is never addressed: my bff's 79 yo mom just told us to get bent. Can we bring back that insult please?
5
11
25
741
When I was young kids used to eat dirt and chew on cigarette butts. We didn’t worry about a little poison in their Halloween candy.
8
25
543
I want “smart” clothing that knows how to find its way to the washing machine without human participation.
11
10
2
80
2,337
It’s National Hermit Day. I feel seen.
2
34
62
1,144
I don't call the shots I just drink them.
18
52
1,178
Pretty sure my computer is opening new tabs behind my back, there's no way these are all mine
2
30
107
1,833
I need to see about 4,000 more political ads and I think I'll be ready to make my decision.
70
321
11
6,865
141,331
Load more