Asphalt over concrete given the opportunity. @HarvardTrack_XC alum, @NAU MFA; RI-er; staffwriter @citiusmag; Host o Athletes Unfiltered @strava
San Francisco, CA
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One of the weirdest things about the New York City marathon is that it’s almost as much fun to watch as it is to run.
tempojournal.com/article/dan… – at Brooklyn, NY
Addicted to the game and by game I mean driving 2.5 hrs in traffic to Long Island during my busiest work week of the year to have a specialist use a fancy tool to suck crap out of my ear holes.
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Whenever it’s raining and I look out the window to gauge just how hard it’s coming down I’m left more confused than if I hadn’t looked. Some people are using umbrellas, some people aren’t even wearing hoods!! Some windshield wipers are set at turbo speed, some aren’t even on
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Just saw a perfectly normal looking person on the train clip all ten of their fingernails and let the trimmings fall in their lap and then put the clippers away and brush each individual nail shard off their pants onto the ground. Psychopaths are everywhere
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It’s like the people in don’t look up have never even seen Armageddon. Do they really not know about sending oil drillers to land on the comet and blow it up into a ton of very small itty bitty comets????? Idiots
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The subway rider urge to immediately alert a fellow subway rider that they have dropped one or both gloves on the ground but the lazy person urge to not have to move from my seat in order to facilitate the glove(s) being reunited with its/their person
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My husb is about to put PEPPERS in a dinner he says he’s making “for us” so looks like I get to make him a shrimp omelette for breakfast tmrw
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I got logged out of Twitter for a few months and finally reset my password to find the greatest tragedy/gift of all time
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Jeanne Mack retweeted
Sorry I spilled a dangerously fizzy seltzer all over the floor of the Brooklyn, NY Citius Mag outpost and needed to mop it up. Will up the posting levels now.
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Let's give it up for @ChrisChavez who is simultaneously announcing the meet and operating multiple high-quality-camera-mounted drones.
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Hello! Here's the link to tonight's FREE livestream:
youtube.com/watch?v=tSsfWStH…
And here's the link if you'd like to donate to mutual aid orgs that are helping Texans after last week's freeze: docs.google.com/document/d/1…
