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My pockets are empty but my heart is full 😭🤍 My small business finally has a shop in Nairobi cbd!!! This has been a dream for such a long time now!!! I’m extremely proud of myself!!! 🥳
I can’t believe I have actualized my biggest goal of 2026 😭 I’m so grateful!! 🥹
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.@nationmedia @kwskenya @magicalkenya @Min_TourismKE @MOH_Kenya i am saddened to read of journalist Kitavi Mutua’s death by #snakebite. Kenya must do better - Let us work together on mass public awareness & swift medical response & effect antivenom. Pls RT
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2.SCORK forgets or fails to understand why structural interdicts were invented. It now reduced structural interdicts to mere declarations.If Courts cannot suggest for instance that a policy should prescribe the number of floors, or drainage,what remains of a structural interdict?
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Now turning to the worst of the worst: 1. SCORK continues its quest to create futilitarian constitutionalism. It has now hollowed out remedial justice. It now says Courts cannot prod the legislature or executive on what policies or statutes should contain.
Let me start with the good things from the Court: 1. 'Law abhors a vacuum' is no legal justification for Courts to rely on draft policies.Where the government fails to enact a policy,Courts cannot rely on a draft, and should not countenance such a practice.ELC and COA were wrong!
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Masish retweeted
Sports Principal Secretary Elijah Mwangi has clarified that it will be Bayern Munich and Ajax’s senior teams, not their reserve sides or veterans, taking part in the exhibition match at the Raila Odinga International Stadium. He also confirmed that local football giants Gor Mahia and AFC Leopards will be part of the celebrations.
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I once joined a running group I met on the Suswa trail. They assumed I was a part of them because of matching gear (colors) & English accent. Gave me water, imported energy drink, & other tasty things. We ran 21K. We get to the finish line, but to board the bus back, you had to sign next to your name. That's when I discovered that I was not the only freeloader in the caravan. Almost 10 of us were uninvited guests, deceived by our English and taste buds. The group members had each contributed 20,000. They left us there. Bus was full. We walked back 21K. We flagged everything down including planes to no avail. We walked so much, we started singing gospel songs, which dried in our throats because of thirst. Got home and fell flat on the carpet. Woke up the next day. These days, if a running group has not called me by my 3 names, I do not join them. I run alone with my demons. Those ones will never leave you behind. And subscription is free. Only group I trust.
Leo nimeamka for morning run kidogo then nikaona a group of guys also running, so mi nikajiambia let me join them, so tukakimbia for some distance then one guy who seems to be their head noticed me, jamaa alikam kuniuliza kama mimi ni member?
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Kisiis should tell us if the party national treasurer position is reserved for them. What is this?😂😂 ODM(Currently) - Timothy Bosire UDA - Japheth Nyakundi LLM - Richard Onyonka ODM (2007-2016) - Omingo Magara
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Henry Owino is searching for his sister, who went missing on the day the Eastleigh building collapsed. He says her phone has remained off since that day.
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i dont understand chewing gums these days, just 3 mchwa mchwa mchwas and its done..kitambo PK lasted for 5 months, unaiweka chini ya meza and start from there next week
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This is how it will end. You'll Dm the broker with urgency He'll ask your location , ukisema uko Nairobi atakusho gari iko Malindi. You will ask to go view but since ni hotcake na comment section imejaa bidders atakusho you reserve the deal before you travel over night. Hapo sasa ndio kazi yake inaanzia , you'll be asked to deposit a refundable 20k to show seriousness which will be deducted from your cost incase you buy or if it faild bado upewe Step 1 ukinaswa tunaingia step 2. Delivery. They will ask badala uchome ufike coast utafte accommodation and processing, wanaeza leta hadi Mahali huko Hapo you'll add either 10k ya kulipa fuel or flat belt or dere ama 20k ukiwa mjinga.utaambiwa you pin location by kesho gari ifike Step 3 to finish you completely or completely finish you, utaambiwa gari ishawekwa kwa flat belt already wako Voi but kuna pesa ya KRA inafaa ulipe na ni over 100k but wakusho ni part of the deal Ukiwa fala utatuma ukiwa fala zaidi utaacha kutuma He has several pictures gari ikiwa yard ikiwa kwa njia na ikiwa kwa flat belt hata videos kwa wingi. Baadae utaanza kulia ndio next ywar upigie Sifuna kura sasa juu utakuwa ushapata akili.
Car people, bring your views on this ? 😂
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October in a nutshell: - PHP got hacked - Railway got hacked - OpenCode got hacked - Binance got hacked - Polymarket got hacked - GitHub Actions got hacked - SoftBank got hacked - Cursor marketplace got hacked - Coinbase vendor got hacked - Fireworks AI got hacked - LiteLLM got hacked - Capcom got hacked - npm packages got hacked - TiDB Cloud got hacked - Warp's vendor got hacked happy cybersecurity awareness month
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Picture the whole group on one aircraft, with nobody left behind on the long road. The Cessna Grand Caravan EX seats up to 12 passengers and reaches Keekorok Airstrip Maasai Mara in about 40 minutes one way from Wilson. You land in the Mara in good time for an easy lunch at a lodge nearby. Afterwards the afternoon is yours for a game drive across the reserve. Tell us your dates and we will shape the day around your group. From KES 315,009 one way from Nairobi to Keekorok Airstrip in the Cessna Grand Caravan EX, for up to 12 passengers. The final price is confirmed when you book. Add ons like Game drive, park fees and Lunch can be included in the package. Jetman Global Wilson Airport, Kenya +254 701 007 777 [email protected] jetman.co.ke
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Family friends, primary sweethearts, dated for 11 years, married for 6 years and that alone is way better than most. That is some foundation. They just need to adjust on what they share to the public. Umati haikuangi nzuri. They offer nothing good other than nasty scrutiny.
Some things should remain between the people who know.
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Those owning Toyota Harriers, remove the tyres, lock the steering na nyororo ama ulale ndani, but don’t leave your vehicle unattended hadi tujue mahali shida iko. Looks like there’s a new update where Sharp Boys are bypassing the security system and have a master key to commandeer the car. Yesterday, in the dead of night, three Toyota Harrier models disappeared simultaneously from Upper-Middle-class apartments in Syokimau, which is totally absurd. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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Google just forced me to film myself on my laptop camera for like a minute just to log into my email. They must be under full assault.
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Claude gonna start snitching on Tuesday. Anthropic just emailed customers. Starting Nov 3, text carries an invisible watermark. You can't see it. It survives copy and paste, and it can survive some editing. Only regulators, journalists, fact-checkers and researchers can check for it right now. It doesn't say who you are. It says Claude touched the words. Even a quick proofread counts. If your brand voice runs on Claude, write like someone might check. Because now someone can.
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You use literature every moment of your life. What do you mean? Unless you tell me you don’t apply communication, emotional intelligence, negotiation, leadership, understanding how society works in life. You use it more than maths. You used it now to tell us this.
Replying to @footsoldierRow
This is good and also not right at the same time, kwangu literature was the most useless thing...did exceptionally well kwa Kiswahili cause I had to pass it, and now it's of no use kwangu.. you should only study what is helpful
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You know a while back, my ever reliable sources who include victims of these scams, had hinted to me that Reverend Kathy Kiuna is in the gold wash-wash business and it was hard to believe. Until now this TikToker introduced an angle we had all missed, that Mercy Masika’s master-class for mentoring women to be good wives, together with the choreographed uproar from toxic feminists like rural-bred hoodrat Peace Loise, was all scripted. The broader objective is to launder dirty money using the financial system while hiding behind the church. Follow the money.
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