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Joined March 2021
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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2020 was my favorite, personally.
those fact-checking sites like Politifact during the 2016 election were incredible
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d u guys remember when everyone inexplicably pretended Georgia had voting laws that were so racist they couldn't possibly hold the MLB All-Star game there
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The irony in calling someone intellectually incurious and then being unable to articulate any arguments against your beliefs is unfortunately lost on them. They’re just wholly committed to the belief that they and they alone think about the world’s problems seriously.
Conservatives are not well represented in academia because conservatism is, for the most part, the ideology of the incurious. Abortion is bad because the Bible said so. Immigrants are bad because Fox News said so. Capitalism is good because Reagan said so
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JSM retweeted
Seems like a good use of taxpayer money to have city employees doing research on an issue that a first year law student on his first day of law school could have answered without cracking a single book.
BREAKING: Mamdani reveals his administration reviewed "every legal avenue" to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu, but found NYC has no authority to execute the ICC's warrant.
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This you?
Our kids should never be pawns in Trump's political vendetta against Colorado. After we called on the administration to release the nearly $10 billion in childcare funding, they finally did. A win is a win, but no child should have to worry whether or not they will have lights, or water, or transportation to school. Our kids deserve so much better than Trump's chaotic, dysfunctional government. That's why I'm doing everything I can to fight back. coloradopolitics.com/2026/07…
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People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves
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My boy Odysseus here, he’s wicked smaht
🤖 Made with AI
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If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself
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Kyle Kuzma? The voice of reason?
Ngl it’s exhausting hearing athletes break down how their millions “aren’t really millions” after taxes and fees. 40M after taxes is still 40M. The real issue isn’t the system, it’s lifestyle creep. Nobody told you to live like a king, buy 5 cars, or move with a 10‑person entourage. Modest is allowed.
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Communist are truly dumb
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Characterizing a first-time filmmaker on a $750K film as “predatory” simply because the movie became a hit is wild.
Imagine putting your soul into a film. Super low budget, working nights and weekends, no sleep, tons of pressure. And it turns into a hit, projected to make over $250,000,000! And you as the Art Director, are getting only $6,741. These film deals are SO fucking predatory
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Folks complaining about the INT at the end of Bills/Broncos (including Sean McDermott!) would have you believe that final pass by Stroud should’ve been ruled a catch & down by contact or a catch and fumble. Just the silliest controversy ever.
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And not one Ravens fan complained because The Flock knows ball
Replying to @RavensTalkPod
For reference this was called an INT.
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