you’re only as hot as your last hit baby

Columbus Ohio
Joined June 2009
Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
Taylor really got her first number 1 song on FORTH album I’m crying imagine swifties telling Rihanna Beyoncé Lady Gaga or Katy Perry to stop releasing so poor Taylor gets her chance
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
“Taylor Swift is a greedy billionaire” THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS ON EVERY STREAMING PLATFORM???
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You gotta feel bad for IU football fans most of them have never experienced a loss during their 1 season as fans
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Julian, please throw the ball away.
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him immediately going into explaining the folklore love triangle the moment they show the slightest interest, hes just like me
Love Is Blind is back and a very serious Swiftie has entered the pods.
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
slayyyter out of drag literally just being your midwestern cousin who you see twice a year at most is so funny to me lol
Slayyyter chegando em São Paulo no aeroporto de Congonhas
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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Jason (2026 Version) retweeted
i agree...
oh my god im getting emotional this is literally the best song of all time
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2025 didn't end the way we wanted. But it sure looks now like we took their soul. #GoBucks
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TAYLOR!!!!
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Replying to @PopBase
Happy National Black Dog day to people who break up and forget to stop sharing their location
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‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift wins Video of the Year at the #VMAs.
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SUPER VICTORY MONDAY INCOMING
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For the third consecutive year, the American League Central runs through Cleveland. #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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CLEVELAND WINS THE CENTRAL DIVISION AGAIN!!!
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