This fat squirrel eating a waffle is how unbothered by life's ups and downs I would like to be. - Jonathan Sitko 2021

Washington, DC
Joined December 2009
Just normal Catholic things happening tonight I see lol
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Replying to @robertmays
Not today, Robert!
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THE MARTIAN WITH A GRAND SLAM FOR HIS THIRD HOMER OF THE NIGHT
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As the world awaits the new Pope, we offer a detailed look at what happens inside the Sistine Chapel in the moments after the white smoke and what takes place prior to the announcement made by Cardinal Protodeacon Dominique Mamberti from the Loggia of Blessings of St. Peter’s Basilica, when he proclaims the name of the new Bishop of Rome. loom.ly/WNdyTlE
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Pope Francis died on Easter Monday, April 21, 2025, at the age of 88 at his residence in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta.
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Thank you @StreamOnMax
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Well we know one pollster who isn't herding.
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I want a meteor to strike Cleveland now.
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Will McDonald so far tonight: 1.5 sacks, 3 QB hits. Haason Reddick so far tonight: Lost $791,666.
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Sports media can be a tough job. There is so much to follow and so many good analysts. It’s easy to feel like a poser. And then I remember that Mike McCarthy told the Cowboys he watched every play from the entire NFL season, got the job, and said “lmao I didn’t do that.”
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#OnTheBlog | "In a season with some of the darkest and coldest days for us in America, a song like this helps us remember that even in our darkest moments, Christ is there as a hopeful light." -John Sitko Click the link below to read more. catholicapostolatecenter.org…
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I somehow entered hell. Charging my car in South Jersey to come home and found a pub naturally an eagles bar. Second the game ends? The boss comes on.
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Aaron Rodgers wants to come back to this??? 💀
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Being a Jets fan is nothing but pain. I get to watch it person today at least lol
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Greg Zuerlein missed the extra point. In his defense he hasn't had much practice kicking those this year.
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The crowd is singing along to Take Me Home, Country Roads. I think maybe some Jets fans would rather be in West Virginia right now.
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Something to keep an eye on for anyone going to the #Jets-Dolphins game today:
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 American Dream Mall is being evacuated right now. Shoppers got this alert on their phones. We are trying to confirm if this is a bomb threat. This is happening on one of the busiest shopping days of the year. American Dream Mall opened at 7am today.
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