Family Man Wig

I’m naming my Nexus-7, “I Told You So!”

Women are something to nurture Not something to conquer

Ever looked in your wallet expecting cash to be in there... but it wasn’t... yet you look in there 5x in 45 seconds just in case God was playing games with you... but he wasn’t 😢

With all these interracial babies, everyone will be allowed to say nigga by 2060.

I seen the same group of homeless people in NY for the past 3 weeks coughing, sneezing, handling money, etc. not 1 of them seems worried about the virus. No hand sanitizer in sight. When the homeless starts falling off, I’ll be worried. Until then, 3 second rule still applies.

At the end of prayers, people say “AMEN”. What does that mean? Is that the biblical way of saying PERIODT?

I can’t trust the same sources that told me Sandra Bland committed suicide. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Wish me well, just in case.

There are kids committing suicide at a rapid rate. Fuck a belief system. Save the children.

I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love me.

#Confession. I didn’t know Zane was a female until I started masturbating to HBO/Cinemax late nights.

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Good morning Tweeps

I think porn being so acceptable is the reason we can’t find true love. Somehow, we linked the ability to climax to love and stability.

That New York flavor spread faster than the Coronavirus

I won’t be surprised if Snoop is the next #MeToo victim.

America’s mental health issue is racism. Until America feel comfortable talking about it, the issue will remain.

I think Snoop was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to call a female a Bitch without losing money.

Sipping on a Corona thinking about the Ebola virus. Did they find a cure, released it in the air, and stopped the virus from spreading?🤨 Epidemics are the hardest things to predict. 🧐🤪