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There's no point in saying any one thing here since I'll probably be interested in something completely different in two weeks.

Joined October 2016
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Thank you so much for the incredible show and staying outside for that huge line! It was so nice to finally meet you guys. The whole night ended up meaning so much more to me than I expected 🖤 This is probably the biggest smile I've had on my face in... A long time 🙂 – at Columbus, OH
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Dearest Social Media, I write to you from this message in a bottle; this string appended to a cup; this notes app draft, on my thirty-ninth hour without a connection to the great World Wide Web, to inform you of the troubles I have faced. The day(s) have been unkind to me. 1/X
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I hope this message finds you well. Yours, Agent J (not Will Smith)
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I have experienced many dark days in the past, but this may be my darkest. I fear what the future holds if my internet does not return tomorrow. Mostly because I work from home, but also because I'm so extremely desperate for a YouTube video while I eat and sleep.
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How cruel the wheels of fate truly be - just as my world record speedrun video reached nearly one thousand(!) views and five(!!) comments, the gods cast a drought upon my humble garden. The rain can not come quick enough.
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Lastly I watched Christopher Nolan's 2006 The Prestige. 10/10 very enjoyable except for Christian Bales accent.
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The third movie was Men in Black III. I actually like this one a lot because it had time travel and Josh Brolin playing a very enjoyable young K and Bill Hader as Andy Warhol and Michael Stuhlbarg as a quirky future-seeing alien. 8/10
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and Michael Jackson called in asking to join the Men in Black as "Agent M." I haven't even seen Austin Powers, that's just what I think they're like. It did have that cool mailroom scene with Biz Markie that was all over TikTok a while ago. That's why I downloaded these movies.
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But really it felt like they just tried to emulate Austin Powers or something with all the product placement and annoying gags and sex appeal/"jokes". They had a particularly cringe sequence where they showed their secret headquarters had received a Burger King and Sprint Store
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The second was the absurd 2002 sequel to the hit 1997 sci-fi comedy, Men in Black II. What a load of garbage that one was. And David Cross appeared again, this time albeit for a longer and slightly more important amount of time. Barely.
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The first was that of the hit 1997 sci-fi comedy film, Men in Black, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. I found it to be rather enjoyable if not a bit fast paced. However, still very impressive for a pre-2000s sci-fi "superhero-esque" film.
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And yet I do count myself lucky. Many moons ago I happened to download 5 motion pictures to my cellular device. I have already rationed through four of them...
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How does one consume their sustenance without a NorthernLion Bits and Banter? What good is a second monitor if there is no twitch stream to grace its presence? What am I to do with myself 5 seconds after waking up if not scroll through Twitter?
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Dearest Social Media, I write to you from this message in a bottle; this string appended to a cup; this notes app draft, on my thirty-ninth hour without a connection to the great World Wide Web, to inform you of the troubles I have faced. The day(s) have been unkind to me. 1/X
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