J Mathew

I’m tired bruh

Thick ass filets and rack of pork. It’s what’s for dinner.

I’m one traffic jam away from turning into the hoarder ladies you see on TLC. I’ll ✨ simply ✨ never leave my house again.

Earned this Miller Lite

Successful day for the boys, but I’ll never cut weight again. Holy smokes.

My guy dominated all the way to the finals and took 2nd. All heart.

After spending 90 minutes to travel 20 miles, I might not be against kill switches in vehicles. 90% of people driving shouldn’t be driving.

Officially in ketosis and I’m happy to report that my chronic nasal congestion has resolved. I’d also report that improved nasal congestion is not worth the feeling of ketosis 😭

Paid only $3.59 for gas this morning if anybody needs to borrow some money.

4 lbs to go before weigh in tomorrow. Not a happy person to be around 😭

It’s insane to me that people drive so recklessly. Then they will talk shit to a complete stranger. Unaware of what that person does for a living, if they’re armed, etc. Darwin’s theory on repeat.

I have a sneaking suspicion that real estate prices are going back to COVID prices in Florida in the next year.

5:30 rolls ☕️ ⏰

This is 39. Sore. Joints hurt. Competition in 5 days. Clock punched.

The Cowboys defense is absolute dog shit

265 lb B-team black belt is nasty behavior. Can’t frame. Can’t create space. Can’t move. Just accept it.

Daylight Savings = my 5 year old waking up at 5:30 and non-stop talking. Lord, help me.

Rocco (and me) are competition ready