Hank Mardukas retweeted
Asking some guys at the bar if they want to do coke with me in the bathroom and then pooping in front of them instead
He told her she sounds congested
Gypsy Rose's fiancé Ken Urker has died at 33 💔🕊️tmz.com/2026/10/01/ken-urker…
Hank Mardukas retweeted
Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail
Hank Mardukas retweeted
Christian McCaffrey got a haircut in Australia and the barber told him, “That looks cracker.”
CMC: “I didn’t know what it meant. I think it means it looked good. I said, ‘I hear that every Sunday.’”
LMFAO
Hank Mardukas retweeted
Buddy, your dinner wouldn't even be my lunch #NewCatchphrase #NewSaying #YourDinnerWouldntEvenBeMyLunch
