strategic af | founder & executive director @FUBARPAC | #FlyEaglesFly

Fishtown, Philadelphia
Joined February 2011
I genuinely thought someone built the boat from always sunny.
omw to work… i have so many questions. is the eagles defense hiding in there? is this were Coop has been getting jiggy with it? is this supposed to be a stage for jeff lurie self themed award party?
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the tweet i'm waiting for
WOW: Philadelphia #Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni was FIRED UP on the sidelines after his team’s touchdown, screaming, jumping, and yelling in celebration. Sirianni has been absolutely ELECTRIC on the sidelines throughout tonight’s game. 👀👀👀
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Replying to @KweenInYellow
I'm calling it, she's gonna try to start an affair with Ethan
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easy… Doom has that dawg in him.
if an ancient asgardian warrior who has fought frost giants, dark elves, and mad titans can still get ragdolled across concrete by green magic beams in doomsday, it feels like the writers had to completely nerf him again just to make the new villain look threatening😭😭💀... I mean if stormbreaker could literally overpower the blast of all six infinity stones combined, tell me how this new green magic is just throwing it away like trash?...
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Genuinely- how’d you find someone worse than Mastriano? Like, how’s that even possible?
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Journalists: “Source?” Kristi Noem:
A State Department official confirmed that a statement posted by Kristi Noem to her official envoy account and personal X account was created using fabricated State Department letterhead and was not an official department press release; first reported by Politico
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Fios outrage in Fishtown should be resolved by 1pm (hopefully in time for Red Zone 🤞)
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I genuinely love how exceptionally poor both of these teams are. #WorldSeries
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Replying to @BelligerentBen
Omg be so for real right now:
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