Lorelai Gilmore is Taylor Swift if she never got famous.

I love that I live in a world where Snoop Dogg is America’s Sweetheart.

I’m not confined by the limitations of this dimension, biotch!

I have a weird obsession with Tish Cyrus

“This isn’t a comedy show” - @letsblamedaniel to me while DJing

WHICH IS IT??

Slip lesabre under the tree, for me🥹👉👈

Here’s to another year of me being beautiful, hilarious, and absolutely insane.

Books don’t have commercials

My favorite genre of film is where the main characters from out of town have to save the family farm through music and dance and they remember who they really are.

My favorite candy is cherry cough drops 🍒

Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift. Hope things finally go your way this year!

I’m so scary. If I didn’t know me and just saw me out and about, I’d be like - “woah stay away from that guy, he’s scary.”

Another dream where I was hilarious at a dinner party and got death threats from the guests after.

I go to parties and straight up lie. Nothing bad or damaging, but frivolous. I told a man last night my grandma was in the same social circle as a Leona Helmsley… that was a lie. Why do I do this? I’m bored.

Nothing is more cringe to me than air guitar.

New “The Jack James Show” out 10/30 7-9PM EST on sohoradiolondon.com with these silly lassies! @vladholiday #alexandrablair #nicolegalinson