Jack Trimm

Brain. Please stop working overtime and let me sleep! #Overthinker

@McDonalds why has somone shat in my Sundae? #ShitSundae

Well done Dave, smashed the marathon! #BrightonMarathon

Wtf is England doing?! Throwing the game away! #RWC2015

@VodafoneUK are having a fucking laugh, £126 phone bill for making a 2 minute phone call to Spain! Costing me to be on hold as well #Robbery

Buzzing for eminem tonight! @EmTrimm

Sorted, got some fresh new Janoski's, coat and hoodies and decs buying me lunch. #bromance – at Brighton and Hove, England

"@russellhoward: #WONDERBOX comes to @BrightonCentre tonight. What's the best thing to do while I'm here?" Come to Marina Whetherspoons! – at Brighton and Hove, England

Buzzing for @russellhoward tonight at the Brighton Centre with @rebeccabethany1 been waiting nearly a year for this! #QualityNight – at Brighton and Hove, England

Can't wait till the 24th March to see @russellhoward in Brighton #buzzing

“@_IanBeale_: So that's where Big Mo is #Imacelebritygetmeoutofhere nitter.gq/_IanBeale_/status/4021…” @EmTrimm haha!

Tonight is gonna be mental! Celebrating our 20th Birthday! @CMPutland #messynight #brighton #town

Looks like I've joined the 20's club mofo! @LeekLuke

World war z ain't all that #wasteofmoney @EmTrimm

Fuuuuck having10 stone testes! #10stonetesticles

@BrightonHoveBus once again no bus turned up. What a surprise. can you get back to me with customer service number please. #wasteofmoney

Well the bus was only 10 minutes late but that's okay because I'll only be 30 minutes late for work due to people waiting! @BrightonHoveBus

@rebeccabethany1 Just bought us tickets to see @russellhoward at the Brighton Centre! Yes then! #Buzzing

Just for you @HausOfElla that's for you and your PJ's

"@EmTrimm: @JackTrimm @kaiyaparks @rebeccabethany1 @hausofella_ what you got to say now bitches!?" Yeesssss