I don’t see a problem — get this man a multibillion-dollar government contract and unfettered access to my most personal data, STAT
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My whole life, I’ve loved bleeding-edge technology and I generally lean toward wanting to give new ideas and product categories a shot.
… but AI toilet camera is a no for me, dawg
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first stop I’m making after inventing time travel is back to 2021 where I can stop myself from buying a used Chrysler minivan
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I learned a lot from this video, perhaps most importantly that I have really been under-charging y’all for admission to my birthday parties
Benny Hinn is Inviting You to His 70th Birthday Party and Tickets are Only $5000. Benny Hinn Ministries is set to make over $700,000 from this Birthday. Benny Hinn wife announced their second divorce in 2024 so the ministry is in serious jeopardy. Benny Hinn announced on his website that he was throwing a Gala at the swanky Ritz-Carleton in Dallas, and paying members of the public were invited. Only 500 tickets are available and there are five different ticket price tiers for the event: $5,000, $2,500, $1,000, $250 and $150. The party is scheduled for December 3, 2022. The two tiers are sold out already. It’s $5000 per person or $10,000 for a couple. Furthermore, the tickets don’t include a complimentary hotel room. Hinn specifies that this is excluded, which is unfortunate given that rooms at the hotel run between $800-$1200 a night.
This is everything that is wrong with the Charismatic Church that i love so much. But if we do not call stuff out like this we lose credibility because people will group us in with Benny. Benny Hinn would would sell anything i guess. I remember when he got married to his wife the second time after their divorce, he sold DVD's of the wedding for $25.00. Nothing is off limits. Benny just can't stop with the gimmicks. Benny has claimed he has repented of the Prosperity Gospel but its really hard to believe him when he does stuff like this. Benny Hinn must fully repent or he is in danger of losing his soul for eternity #HolySpirit #ChristianNews #ChristianFaith
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20% of marriage is text-bombing your spouse to roast your new haircut before they have a chance to
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me when I see the sign for the Metcalf exit and realize I missed Antioch
In 2013, Sabine Moreau went to pick up a friend in Brussels (less than 90 miles from her home), however because of a GPS error, she ended up in Croatia after driving 900 miles across five international borders. She realized she took a wrong turn two days after leaving. Her son had reported her missing.
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this is all my haters when I pull out a harmonica and begin to absolutely shred because I’ve been good at it for a long time but have never told anyone til now:
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if I had even the slightest idea how to play harmonica, I would be wailing on that thing so hard right now and you guys would be so impressed
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If you’re trying to settle a beef with me and you don’t bring garlic parmesan Dot’s pretzels to the meeting, I will walk out
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