there it is... that's the freak that keeps trying to attach bombs to my legs...
the Lash can't get too close or else it's gonna see me... god, i hate laning phase so much...
so many Lash costumes this year. i'm quite proud of the Lash army i've developed over the years! ✨️
oh, yeah, so if any of you see a bebop costume, you are legally required to death slam him. thanks.
you want to find my main twitter account? to know the person who started it all? you can have it. find it. the Lash left it all in one place...
asked a danny to sell me a pen because the Lash doesn't believe in "good salesman." ✨️
since then the Lash has invested thousands of dollars in fairfax pen stocks. what the fuck.
people ask me how to deal with imposter syndrome and i say that the Lash has never felt that before.
but if i did, i'd say to keep on larping because despite what stupid people might tell you, the larp does have a limit. the larp ends when it becomes something truly REAL. ✨️
so the Lash was dunking the enemy team, as per usual, when i saw the weirdest thing!
it's like this weird combination of other people. so it had seven electricity, kelvin dome, it was rat king sized with the fur too, and was wearing a chimera mark 1!
got glitched through a doorman door again. surely this is bug abuse right? the Lash can't unstick either.
i know this app loves me, but the church of Saint Lash can't accept donations. ✨️ y'know, the whole "massive timeline jump" thing...
yeah! apparently the osic has laws for this too!















