Jacob Bohrer (@JacobTwits) profile picture
Austin, TX
Joined April 2012
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I guess Chinese models really were the biggest threat…
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Democrats
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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Reffing at LA fitness
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Man I just had the GREATEST Thai massage of all time!! Got me feeling like a slinky. Straight up!!
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Idgaf if we got Joe Biden as our QB1 next year if we can get Jeremiah Smith we’re getting Jeremiah Smith
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before
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Nowadays, it seems more like President Evil
The first trailer for Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ has been released. In theaters on September 18.
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The plan?
🤝 Paid partnership
JUST IN: Trump approves idea to rename ICE as NICE — so media would have to say "NICE agents"
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Y'all remember when Greg said this? 🥹
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America, if you’re near an opera house, if you’re near a ballet studio, go inside and put your hand inside the donation bin for no reason!! Their money is your money.. as of right now!!
The first trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun? [the fifth little monkey]:
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Post a random video and everything will go good in 2026.
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It’s gameday
Elon Musk: 'I Want to be Clear: I Do Not Respect the SEC' mediaite.com/a/sbpat
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I love Threads
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4th plans got leaked and it got to #them
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